Lobster Redeaux

by **ImpeachKingCrab** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 11:54 am

It's not a lobster, it's a King Crab.

by **thebrownnote** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 12:17 pm

How does this guy have nothing better to do than run for president again. Like maybe get a job or admit that he's a king crab. The latter being the first step so people stop making stuff up. Its just not a lobster costume. I know its rare but I've seen a lobster in real life in one of those store tanks. Too much fun to play around with those guys if the store let's you. But anyways what he is wearing is not a lobster.

Also if he wants to be a king crab so badly he should just wear it everywhere so he can have the attention all the time.

by **Bergermeister** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 12:28 pm

thebrownnote wrote:How does this guy have nothing better to do than run for president again. Like maybe get a job or admit that he's a king crab. The latter being the first step so people stop making stuff up. Its just not a lobster costume. I know its rare but I've seen a lobster in real life in one of those store tanks. Too much fun to play around with those guys if the store let's you. But anyways what he is wearing is not a lobster.

Also if he wants to be a king crab so badly he should just wear it everywhere so he can have the attention all the time.

Use your imagination. Don't be so literal. He's a lobster. We're having fun. Deal with it. :lol:

by **bubba pony** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 12:35 pm

He acknowledged it was a crab outfit. but some how it morphed into a Lobster. I believe the TV commentators miss diagnosed the species. started calling him lobster boy and that is where it ended up.
let's refer to him as "crustacean boy". wait, this is better "arthropod boy"

by **PonyTime** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 12:36 pm

thebrownnote wrote:How does this guy have nothing better to do than run for president again. Like maybe get a job or admit that he's a king crab. The latter being the first step so people stop making stuff up. Its just not a lobster costume. I know its rare but I've seen a lobster in real life in one of those store tanks. Too much fun to play around with those guys if the store let's you. But anyways what he is wearing is not a lobster.

Also if he wants to be a king crab so badly he should just wear it everywhere so he can have the attention all the time.

Perhaps someone else should have stepped up and ran. Perhaps you. Oh, you're too busy complaining about the current Prez to do anything about it. I see...

BTW - BrownNote = LobsterSux69. Your use of the Zoolander quotes under both aliases pretty much connects the dots...

by **smusportspage** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 12:37 pm

thebrownnote wrote:How does this guy have nothing better to do than run for president again. Like maybe get a job or admit that he's a king crab. The latter being the first step so people stop making stuff up. Its just not a lobster costume. I know its rare but I've seen a lobster in real life in one of those store tanks. Too much fun to play around with those guys if the store let's you. But anyways what he is wearing is not a lobster.

Also if he wants to be a king crab so badly he should just wear it everywhere so he can have the attention all the time.

Hey Hater...Haters going to hate.

by **thebrownnote** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 12:56 pm

He still is not a lobster...

And yea im the only one in the world who has seen zoolander. My bad. Lobstersux69 clearly just has great taste in movies.

by **Junior** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 1:18 pm

Lobstersux69 wrote:The lobster is running UNOPPOSED. North Korea holds elections too but there's only one guy on the freaking ballot! http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AG7LjVCj50Y

The competition knew they had no chance and chose not to run a race they couldn't win...

by **GiddyUp** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 4:39 pm

Should we buy him a new costume next yr?

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