Driving around last week, I got stuck listening to Ben and Skin, who inexplicably have a show on ESPN radio (it was either that or the Ticket, and if Rich and Hamp aren't calling an SMU football road game, Option B is no option at all). One of the brilliant bits Ben and Skin apparently do is a weekly show with Terrell Owens, who was babbling about all sorts of things that wouldn't matter even if he were in the NFL, and definitely doesn't matter now that he's just another ArenaBall player.
Anyway, they asked him about his ability in other sports, and he immediately started saying he could be a solid player in other sports, at least baseball and basketball. The two radio yo-yos said something about how "we have seen you play" (or maybe they were claiming to have played with him), and T.O. started crying about games in which he got jobbed by players who have the audacity to call fouls on him when he clubs them. He even said that a guy who plays in his games (paraphrasing) "cheats more than any preacher alive," or something along those lines.
That preacher he called out: former SMU forward David Shivers.
Shut up and go away, T.O.
Permanently.