This is in response to Ford-Tolbert . . .
Top 10 Reasons why EA Sports March Madness on Playstation is better than an actual game at Moody:
1. SMU plays teams like North Carolina, Texas, and Texas A&M (instead of North Carolina A&T, Texas College, and Prarie View A&M).
2. The cheerleaders are hot and dance in formation.
3. Brad Nessler provides the color commentary (nothing against Dan Bell).
4. The band does not break into the Lollipop song when I go on a 10-0 run to tie the game.
5. SMU lands a top recruit every once in a while.
6. ESPN displays the score of the game and provides actual coverage.
7. Chad Elsey can be found no-where in the game.
8. In the game - there are students in the student section.
9. Cheer and Hamburgers do not exist as "perks" in the game.
10. I can drink beer with a cup, a lid, and a straw and watch the game at the same time.
With that said - I hope you all know this is meant to be SATIRE re the commentary on this site from the last few weeks. If I lived closer than 700 miles to Moody - I would be at about 95% of the home games regardless of their record, the hotness of the cheerleaders, or the Lolipop song.