Top 10 Reasons March Madness is better than Moody Madness
Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:28 pmThis is in response to Ford-Tolbert . . .
Top 10 Reasons why EA Sports March Madness on Playstation is better than an actual game at Moody:
1. SMU plays teams like North Carolina, Texas, and Texas A&M (instead of North Carolina A&T, Texas College, and Prarie View A&M).
2. The cheerleaders are hot and dance in formation.
3. Brad Nessler provides the color commentary (nothing against Dan Bell).
4. The band does not break into the Lollipop song when I go on a 10-0 run to tie the game.
5. SMU lands a top recruit every once in a while.
6. ESPN displays the score of the game and provides actual coverage.
7. Chad Elsey can be found no-where in the game.
8. In the game - there are students in the student section.
9. Cheer and Hamburgers do not exist as "perks" in the game.
10. I can drink beer with a cup, a lid, and a straw and watch the game at the same time.
With that said - I hope you all know this is meant to be SATIRE re the commentary on this site from the last few weeks. If I lived closer than 700 miles to Moody - I would be at about 95% of the home games regardless of their record, the hotness of the cheerleaders, or the Lolipop song.
Top 10 Reasons why EA Sports March Madness on Playstation is better than an actual game at Moody:
1. SMU plays teams like North Carolina, Texas, and Texas A&M (instead of North Carolina A&T, Texas College, and Prarie View A&M).
2. The cheerleaders are hot and dance in formation.
3. Brad Nessler provides the color commentary (nothing against Dan Bell).
4. The band does not break into the Lollipop song when I go on a 10-0 run to tie the game.
5. SMU lands a top recruit every once in a while.
6. ESPN displays the score of the game and provides actual coverage.
7. Chad Elsey can be found no-where in the game.
8. In the game - there are students in the student section.
9. Cheer and Hamburgers do not exist as "perks" in the game.
10. I can drink beer with a cup, a lid, and a straw and watch the game at the same time.
With that said - I hope you all know this is meant to be SATIRE re the commentary on this site from the last few weeks. If I lived closer than 700 miles to Moody - I would be at about 95% of the home games regardless of their record, the hotness of the cheerleaders, or the Lolipop song.
