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Did an SMU frat guy steal Wolken's girlfriend?

PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 2:04 pm
by skyscraper
DanWolken Dan Wolken
Is that before or after SMU's RPI? RT @McMurphyCBS: Marinatto: "We still have pretty strong basketball conference."


Did an SMU fan kick his puppy? Pour beer on him at the Barley House? Seriously. WTF?

Did an SMU frat guy steal Wolken's girlfriend?

PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 2:11 pm
by smupony94
Truth hurts

Re: Did an SMU frat guy steal Wolken's girlfriend?

PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:04 pm
by hoopmanx
nonsense, the schedule this year is very respectable. Wolken has sand in his gash b/c he's a Memphis homer. We kill him on twitter w/regularity and rightfully so.

Re: Did an SMU frat guy steal Wolken's girlfriend?

PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:25 pm
by CalallenStang
Wolken's IQ is lower than Memphis' 2008 RPI

Re: Did an SMU frat guy steal Wolken's girlfriend?

PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:15 pm
by PonyKai
Wolken's tears would be enough to cure the drought crisis in Texas, but it wouldn't be enough to get all of the sand out of his vagina.

Re: Did an SMU frat guy steal Wolken's girlfriend?

PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:55 pm
by PonyKai
It was also Wolken for weeks who was pimping any format of the BE and/or Big 12 to include Memphis all while pretty much disparaging SMU as a potential AQ candidate. So, as soon as the invite is officially accepted, I'm going to mercilessly hammer him on whatever feels best.

Re: Did an SMU frat guy steal Wolken's girlfriend?

PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:19 pm
by hoopmanx
yea, I'm waiting till everything is official and then I'm twitter stalking Wolken

Re: Did an SMU frat guy steal Wolken's girlfriend?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:52 am
by PonyKai
As of last night, "Would Memphis be heading to the Big East if they hired Coach X instead of Larry Porter?

No, Dan. Keep trying to wash that sand out buddy.

Re: Did an SMU frat guy steal Wolken's girlfriend?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:28 am
by RGV Pony
by coach x I guess he means Hugh Freeze, of Blind Side and now Ark State fame, who wanted the job.

Gonna go with no.

Re: Did an SMU frat guy steal Wolken's girlfriend?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:16 am
by PonyKai
Katz/Glockner/Wolken: Don't invite UH, SMU; Invite Temple, Memphis. UCF is apparently a "hidden gem."

http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketb ... his-temple

Re: Did an SMU frat guy steal Wolken's girlfriend?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:17 am
by ColoStang
He seems like quite the angry and bitter little man.

Re: Did an SMU frat guy steal Wolken's girlfriend?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:20 am
by ColoStang
Stlhockeyguy02 wrote:Katz/Glockner/Wolken: Don't invite UH, SMU; Invite Temple, Memphis. UCF is apparently a "hidden gem."

http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketb ... his-temple


I have 100% no doubt that this was forced on them from ESPN execs. They want Big East football to die. Just like on Friday when Katz was saying Boise/AFA were unlikely to accept. The don't want this to happen.

Re: Did an SMU frat guy steal Wolken's girlfriend?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:28 am
by PonyKai
Hoop will I'm sure echo that Katz has had personal beef with SMU for a while. Wolken is a Memphis shill with apparent disdain for SMU. Glockner has on multiple occasions used social media to berate SMU hoops for it's scheduling and other perceived faults with the program.

Re: Did an SMU frat guy steal Wolken's girlfriend?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:36 pm
by hoopmanx
Stlhockeyguy02 wrote:Hoop will I'm sure echo that Katz has had personal beef with SMU for a while. Wolken is a Memphis shill with apparent disdain for SMU. Glockner has on multiple occasions used social media to berate SMU hoops for it's scheduling and other perceived faults with the program.


I'm really not a particularly classy guy :couchburner, so it won't be out of character for me to berate this tool until I get tired, which is likely never

Re: Did an SMU frat guy steal Wolken's girlfriend?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:20 pm
by EastStang
Let's just call these guys friends of Gary Vodicka.