Sonny Dykes

[AustinPerson]

It might be a good idea to just go ahead and hire Sonny Dykes as the new basketball coach. He's probably just as good at coaching basketball as the other candidates. Plus, we can move him over to football when June Jones goes and joins a cult or something weird like that.

I think we need to get Sonny Dykes somewhere in our athletic program so he is ready to step in as the football coach. Lock him in.

[Bergermeister]

Thanks for keeping Austin weird.