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ATTENTION STUDENTS

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Sun Mar 02, 2014 9:16 pm
by East Coast Mustang
Just a reminder for Wednesday night:
"Pitino sad he did not plan on having sex with Sypher but he didn’t protest. She asked if he had a condom and he said, “I don’t carry condoms.†Sypher tells Pitino she is fertile. Rick testifies, “she told me her husband looked at her 4 times and she got pregnant and I pulled outâ€. Defense attorney asks how could she have become pregnant then if he did not ejaculate. Pitino testifies, “I did, down my leg.†Pitino said entire sexual encounter with Sypher “took less than 15 secondsâ€. Pitino then testifies that “it is physically possible†he could have gotten her pregnant but declines to go further."
http://www.uproxx.com/sports/2010/07/le ... en-sypher/
Re: ATTENTION STUDENTS

Posted:
Sun Mar 02, 2014 9:21 pm
by FriscoChuck
Down my leg. Down my leg. Down my leg!
Re: ATTENTION STUDENTS

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Sun Mar 02, 2014 10:39 pm
by MOpony
FIF-TEEN SEC-ONDS *clap, clap, clapclapclap*
Re: ATTENTION STUDENTS

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Sun Mar 02, 2014 10:41 pm
by East Coast Mustang
MOpony wrote:FIF-TEEN SEC-ONDS *clap, clap, clapclapclap*
I like this one. Not too vulgar but still gets the point across.
And if there's ever a stoppage in play w/ 15 on the shot clock the students better go nuts
Re: ATTENTION STUDENTS

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Mon Mar 03, 2014 12:53 am
by PonyKai
I''m partial to "down my leg"
Re: ATTENTION STUDENTS

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Mon Mar 03, 2014 12:59 am
by SMULaxer
Stlhockeyguy02 wrote:I''m partial to "down my leg"
Per usual, I'm with stl...
Re: ATTENTION STUDENTS

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Mon Mar 03, 2014 1:22 am
by JoeKidd
Stlhockeyguy02 wrote:I''m partial to "down my leg"
Hysterical, I think this sexual encounter explanation is even better than Slick Willy's
Re: ATTENTION STUDENTS

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Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:19 am
by Pony ^
This story never gets old. He is going to be in hell for 40 minutes
Re: ATTENTION STUDENTS

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Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:22 am
by Pony ^
Also, a fathead of the woman in the MOB section would almost guarantee a technical from him at some point
Re: ATTENTION STUDENTS

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Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:25 am
by ponyte
This is over 3 years old. I doubt anyone, including Petrino remembers his 15 seconds of fame or his down the leg experience.
But she would make a great fat head. If the were smart, they would have her fat head and a few rows below her chesticule region.
Re: ATTENTION STUDENTS

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Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:57 am
by 78pony
ponyte, priceless! idea.
Re: ATTENTION STUDENTS

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Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:07 am
by stl.pony
This is pretty amusing
Re: ATTENTION STUDENTS

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Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:22 am
by GiddyUp
And squirrels
Re: ATTENTION STUDENTS

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Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:48 am
by ponyscott
Wrong idea to do this...LB would not like anything to do with degrading Petrino in a classless inappropriate chant. The squirrel however is greatness.
Re: ATTENTION STUDENTS

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Mon Mar 03, 2014 1:09 pm
by Mustangs_Maroons
I agree. HOF coaches are off limits, as should LB always be. Now, the squirrel idea is brilliant.