Nos. 14-17: ConnectiSMUmphisville

Love this analysis:
http://www.sbnation.com/college-basketball/2014/3/3/5464472/2014-college-basketball-power-rankings-florida-duke-michigan
Nos. 14-17: ConnectiSMUmphisville
Last Week: Became sentient four-headed team.
Best Wins: Logic, Biology
Losses: Probably a lot, what with the four teams and all
SMU is 2-0 against Connecticut, which is 2-0 against Memphis, which is 2-0 against Louisville, which is 1-0 against SMU and may well be 2-0 against SMU come Wednesday. Cincinnati could not be present for the operation in which the American Conference's best teams became a hideous monster, because Mick Cronin and Teddy Valentine are still yelling at each other, and because it took place on a Saturday, when you never know if Cincy will show up3.
The American confuses me even more than the Big Ten and Big 12 have; it's like a season-long game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, except with a fourth choice (Louisville), a kid who occasionally punches everyone playing the game in the face (Cincy!), and a bunch of kids hiding in the corner (the rest of the American). Rather than explain it beyond glib metaphor, why don't we use this space to point out that an all-American team would feature Russ Smith, Shabazz Napier, Michael Dixon and/or Sean Kilpatrick, Markus Kennedy and/or Justin Jackson, and Montrezl Harrell in its starting five, and that team would eat you.
Did this also get me out of actually writing up profiles and calculating PPP averages for each individual team? Yes. Yes, it did. And thank you for that, ConnectiSMUmphisville.
http://www.sbnation.com/college-basketball/2014/3/3/5464472/2014-college-basketball-power-rankings-florida-duke-michigan
Nos. 14-17: ConnectiSMUmphisville
Last Week: Became sentient four-headed team.
Best Wins: Logic, Biology
Losses: Probably a lot, what with the four teams and all
SMU is 2-0 against Connecticut, which is 2-0 against Memphis, which is 2-0 against Louisville, which is 1-0 against SMU and may well be 2-0 against SMU come Wednesday. Cincinnati could not be present for the operation in which the American Conference's best teams became a hideous monster, because Mick Cronin and Teddy Valentine are still yelling at each other, and because it took place on a Saturday, when you never know if Cincy will show up3.
The American confuses me even more than the Big Ten and Big 12 have; it's like a season-long game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, except with a fourth choice (Louisville), a kid who occasionally punches everyone playing the game in the face (Cincy!), and a bunch of kids hiding in the corner (the rest of the American). Rather than explain it beyond glib metaphor, why don't we use this space to point out that an all-American team would feature Russ Smith, Shabazz Napier, Michael Dixon and/or Sean Kilpatrick, Markus Kennedy and/or Justin Jackson, and Montrezl Harrell in its starting five, and that team would eat you.
Did this also get me out of actually writing up profiles and calculating PPP averages for each individual team? Yes. Yes, it did. And thank you for that, ConnectiSMUmphisville.