drunken rant forthcoming so deal with it

Why is it always us? Why is it ALWAYS SMU?
Why are we the only unbeaten college football team in 83 and still ranked 2nd? Why does Eric Dickerson not win the Heisman Trophy when he's clearly the best player in the nation? Why do we have to have two running backs that could have been historically great, Charles Waggoner and Shanderick Charles have career ending injuries on the field? Why does Mike Ford have to fumble on the Baylor goal-line? Why do we have to give up baseball? Why do we have to give up track and field? Why are we given the ONLY Death Penalty? Why are we the ones that have to suffer through the humiliation of having to field a team of freshman destined for humiliation after a year of not even being allowed to field a team? Why do we get snubbed from Big whatever the hell it is now? 12? Why does SMU have to play a bowl game at home (SMU/ARMY Armed Forces Bowl)? Why do the Larry Johnsons and Emmanuel Mudiays of the world have to be to good to be true? Why does the NCAA have to F us yet again by excluding us from the NCAA tournament? Why are the Brett Shipps and Dale Hansens and WFAA's of the world OBSESSED with destroying us?
Why does being an SMU fan mean always having to expect the worst? Ok, I'm gonna pass out now. F you ncaa. I'm sure the next bad news will come from Waco after we get 70 hung on us.
Why are we the only unbeaten college football team in 83 and still ranked 2nd? Why does Eric Dickerson not win the Heisman Trophy when he's clearly the best player in the nation? Why do we have to have two running backs that could have been historically great, Charles Waggoner and Shanderick Charles have career ending injuries on the field? Why does Mike Ford have to fumble on the Baylor goal-line? Why do we have to give up baseball? Why do we have to give up track and field? Why are we given the ONLY Death Penalty? Why are we the ones that have to suffer through the humiliation of having to field a team of freshman destined for humiliation after a year of not even being allowed to field a team? Why do we get snubbed from Big whatever the hell it is now? 12? Why does SMU have to play a bowl game at home (SMU/ARMY Armed Forces Bowl)? Why do the Larry Johnsons and Emmanuel Mudiays of the world have to be to good to be true? Why does the NCAA have to F us yet again by excluding us from the NCAA tournament? Why are the Brett Shipps and Dale Hansens and WFAA's of the world OBSESSED with destroying us?
Why does being an SMU fan mean always having to expect the worst? Ok, I'm gonna pass out now. F you ncaa. I'm sure the next bad news will come from Waco after we get 70 hung on us.