PANIC is a Bruin
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 7:34 pmOh my Gosh, we don't stand a mortals chance in Hades. We have no hope. The end is near. Its been 2 years since I have had a PANIC attack but UCLA scares the ever loving Hades out of me.
First, they are the Bruins which sounds a lot like Brutus which sounds like a muscle man in nothing but black leather chaps and all he is wants to do is spank us!
We have no chance cause they have the greatest athletes ever and LB has scrapped the bottom of the rotten apple barrel to get early bipedal players for us.
Have you seen their babes! Oh my, they wear those tight, sleek outfits that accentuate their taunt and tease rock bodies that causes one's heart to beat faster and faster and breathing deeper and deeper as the game goes on until there is an explosion of tension released! Man, I need a cigarette now.
The come from LA, not the good LA like Mardi Gras but the Rodeo Blvd, Hollywood super chic LA. We are just cow hicks that love the smell of cow manure in the morning.
They have really cool uniforms with really cool colors and tradition being all that stuff. All we got is some skillet thing on occasion.
They have this supper coach that was a great player and played under Bobby Knight without getting beat up and all we got is some guy that hasn't been able to keep a steady coaching gig in decades.
Have you seen those great colors on those hot babes with tight bodies and skin tight outfits and... and...and... oh, I feel better.
We are playing on some unheard of network cause the NCAA doesn't want our shame of a humiliating defeat to be witnessed by many folks. At least we got that going for us
They have the chic, swagger, hot babes, cool uniforms and great coach that didn't get beat up by Bobby Knight and we have nothing. All is lost. Give up all hope now. Grab some Depends and just enjoy the wet warm feeling between your legs cause the game is gonna suck.
First, they are the Bruins which sounds a lot like Brutus which sounds like a muscle man in nothing but black leather chaps and all he is wants to do is spank us!
We have no chance cause they have the greatest athletes ever and LB has scrapped the bottom of the rotten apple barrel to get early bipedal players for us.
Have you seen their babes! Oh my, they wear those tight, sleek outfits that accentuate their taunt and tease rock bodies that causes one's heart to beat faster and faster and breathing deeper and deeper as the game goes on until there is an explosion of tension released! Man, I need a cigarette now.
The come from LA, not the good LA like Mardi Gras but the Rodeo Blvd, Hollywood super chic LA. We are just cow hicks that love the smell of cow manure in the morning.
They have really cool uniforms with really cool colors and tradition being all that stuff. All we got is some skillet thing on occasion.
They have this supper coach that was a great player and played under Bobby Knight without getting beat up and all we got is some guy that hasn't been able to keep a steady coaching gig in decades.
Have you seen those great colors on those hot babes with tight bodies and skin tight outfits and... and...and... oh, I feel better.
We are playing on some unheard of network cause the NCAA doesn't want our shame of a humiliating defeat to be witnessed by many folks. At least we got that going for us
They have the chic, swagger, hot babes, cool uniforms and great coach that didn't get beat up by Bobby Knight and we have nothing. All is lost. Give up all hope now. Grab some Depends and just enjoy the wet warm feeling between your legs cause the game is gonna suck.
much less panic here