Do Elves have Magic powers?

With Cronin coming into town, I was wondering if folks thought Elves have magic powers, or are they just basically short manual labor (cookie makers for Keebler, toys for Santa, etc). Is it better to be a Smurf, a just a run of the mill Elf? Do you think we can get someone at ESPN to ask him these questions right before the game in the interview? If he is a Smurf, do you think he puts on makeup to tone down the blue-ness?
Didn't know if anyone knew any elfin curse words we can throw out at Cronin to get him off his game?
Didn't know if anyone knew any elfin curse words we can throw out at Cronin to get him off his game?