Semi Shout-Out in Bill Simmons' Article (11/10)

Don't really like BS anymore, but great to see Semi get a shout-out!
Q: It's way too early, but based on your initial impression of the first three weeks, what would the top 10 picks of the draft look like if you could redo it now?
—Paul from Seattle (by way of Chicago)
Jayson Tatum (3): The first pick every time. Pierce crossed with Granger, maybe better.
Jonathan Isaac (6): Not sure what he is yet, just know I haven’t seen it before.
Lauri Markkanen (7): The Finnisher! Mild Dirk 2.0 potential. Repeat: Mild.
John Collins (19): An old-school athletic 6-foot-10 guy?!?!? Yes, please!
Kyle Kuzma (27): I didn’t want to get sucked in but … ****.
Frankie Smokes (8): Destructive defensively. Fearless. Had to mention him even if he only goes 1 pick higher.
OG Anunoby (23): Shouldn’t have fallen that far.
Jordan Bell (38): Shame on the Cheap-Ass Bulls. SHAME.
Semi Ojeleye (37): Either the Poor Man’s Draymond or the Homeless Man’s Draymond. Hey, at least my team got a version of a Draymond!
Q: It's way too early, but based on your initial impression of the first three weeks, what would the top 10 picks of the draft look like if you could redo it now?
—Paul from Seattle (by way of Chicago)
Jayson Tatum (3): The first pick every time. Pierce crossed with Granger, maybe better.
Jonathan Isaac (6): Not sure what he is yet, just know I haven’t seen it before.
Lauri Markkanen (7): The Finnisher! Mild Dirk 2.0 potential. Repeat: Mild.
John Collins (19): An old-school athletic 6-foot-10 guy?!?!? Yes, please!
Kyle Kuzma (27): I didn’t want to get sucked in but … ****.
Frankie Smokes (8): Destructive defensively. Fearless. Had to mention him even if he only goes 1 pick higher.
OG Anunoby (23): Shouldn’t have fallen that far.
Jordan Bell (38): Shame on the Cheap-Ass Bulls. SHAME.
Semi Ojeleye (37): Either the Poor Man’s Draymond or the Homeless Man’s Draymond. Hey, at least my team got a version of a Draymond!