Tonight On Nightline - Chuck Norris

by **BrianTinBigD** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:16 am

http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/story?id=2582517&page=1

Chuck Norris will appear on Nightline tonight and discuss his now found cult status. No mention of whether or not he feels that Joe Strudivant would be a better action hero.

by **OC Mustang** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:20 am

My wife taught his granddaughter Chloe in Kindergarten in Orange County.
Nice guy. Came to grandparents day. Shorter than I thought.

by **SMU Football Blog** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:47 am

Man, he is tiny. I worked a political fundraiser where he was the special guest. I was astounded at how short he was, even in cowboy boots.

by **mrydel** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:15 am

Even on my big screen he is not much more that 18" tall.

by PK » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:46 am

BrianTinBigD wrote:http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/story?id=2582517&page=1

Chuck Norris will appear on Nightline tonight and discuss his now found cult status. No mention of whether or not he feels that Joe Strudivant would be a better action hero.

Or Zach Sledge for that matter.

by **smu diamond m** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:42 pm

SMU Football Blog wrote:Man, he is tiny. I worked a political fundraiser where he was the special guest. I was astounded at how short he was, even in cowboy boots.

It's parallax. He is actually so tall, the universe has to make him look small so he doesn't explode.

by **jtstang** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:16 pm

PK wrote:
BrianTinBigD wrote:http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/story?id=2582517&page=1

Chuck Norris will appear on Nightline tonight and discuss his now found cult status. No mention of whether or not he feels that Joe Strudivant would be a better action hero.
Or Zach Sledge for that matter.

PK, how's that Zack Sledge action figure prototype I commissioned from you coming along?

by **EastStang** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:28 pm

Is that the one with him being maced by the policeman?

by PK » Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:25 pm

jtstang wrote:
PK wrote:
BrianTinBigD wrote:http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/story?id=2582517&page=1

Chuck Norris will appear on Nightline tonight and discuss his now found cult status. No mention of whether or not he feels that Joe Strudivant would be a better action hero.
Or Zach Sledge for that matter.

PK, how's that Zack Sledge action figure prototype I commissioned from you coming along?

Working on it man...working on it.

by PK » Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:28 pm

EastStang wrote:Is that the one with him being maced by the policeman?

Yeah, that put a wrench in the works...i'm having to develop a gas mask for him to wear around our boys in blue. They haven't figured out yet that he is on thier side. Geez.

by **Paladin** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:03 pm

Gosh, I did not know that when Superman was just a young lad he actually slept with a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas

by **Dirty Bird** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:21 pm

You all better f'ing quit with the 'Chuck Norris is short' jokes.
Or else he'll hunt you down and roundhouse kick you in the face.

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