smupony94 scares me

[mrydel]

I intended to change my signature line when I came into the office this morning but got sidetracked. I was going to change it to exactly what he put on his this afternoon. I hope I do not have multiple personalities and learn that I am really the only person that posts on this site.

[smupony94]

Great minds think alike. I came across it again this morning and it hit home for me.

[jtstang]

mrydel you can use this one for free:

Ideas are like children-no matter how much you admire someone else's, you can't help liking your own best.

[smupony94]

mrydel you can use this one for free:

Ideas are like children-no matter how much you admire someone else's, you can't help liking your own best.

What's the one about a******* and everybody has one?

[jtstang]

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky?

[smupony94]

mrydel you can use this one for free:

Ideas are like children-no matter how much you admire someone else's, you can't help liking your own best.

What's the one about a******* and everybody has one?

Oh yeah, it's about opinions. Assuming makes an [deleted] out of you and me.

I learned that from the great Johnny Ringo.

[jtstang]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

[SmooBoy]

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.

[smupony94]

Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

[smupony94]

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

[smupony94]

Beauty lasts for a moment, but ugly goes on and on and on.

[smupony94]

Criminal Lawyer - a redundant phrase.

[jtstang]

Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

[SmooBoy]

I always turn to the sports section first. The sports page records people’s accomplishments; the front page has nothing but man’s failures.

[SmooBoy]

The trouble with officials is they just don’t care who wins.