HUMOR: You Might Be an SMU Engineering Major If...

[abezontar]

Top 10 reasons to date an engineer

10. They are used to all nighters
9. They are always willing to experiment
8. They know how to decrease and increase friction
7. They know all about heat transfer
6. They do it with more torque
5. Engineering couples have better moments
4. They know how to deal with stress and strain
3. They know how to test their rigid cantilevers
2. "Lubrication, friction, and wear" is really a class
1. They design and build larger erections

So is "vibrations"

[couch 'em]

Top 10 reasons to date an engineer

10. They are used to all nighters
9. They are always willing to experiment
8. They know how to decrease and increase friction
7. They know all about heat transfer
6. They do it with more torque
5. Engineering couples have better moments
4. They know how to deal with stress and strain
3. They know how to test their rigid cantilevers
2. "Lubrication, friction, and wear" is really a class
1. They design and build larger erections

What, no EE based reasons?

11. They know how to electrify

[jtstang]

Top 10 reasons to date an engineer

10. They are used to all nighters
9. They are always willing to experiment
8. They know how to decrease and increase friction
7. They know all about heat transfer
6. They do it with more torque
5. Engineering couples have better moments
4. They know how to deal with stress and strain
3. They know how to test their rigid cantilevers
2. "Lubrication, friction, and wear" is really a class
1. They design and build larger erections

What, no EE based reasons?

11. They know how to electrify

Double-E's are dorks.

[PK]

Top 10 reasons to date an engineer

10. They are used to all nighters
9. They are always willing to experiment
8. They know how to decrease and increase friction
7. They know all about heat transfer
6. They do it with more torque
5. Engineering couples have better moments
4. They know how to deal with stress and strain
3. They know how to test their rigid cantilevers
2. "Lubrication, friction, and wear" is really a class
1. They design and build larger erections

What, no EE based reasons?

11. They know how to electrify

Double-E's are dorks.

Their brains are definitely wired differently than normal folks.

[smu diamond m]

Top 10 reasons to date an engineer

10. They are used to all nighters
9. They are always willing to experiment
8. They know how to decrease and increase friction
7. They know all about heat transfer
6. They do it with more torque
5. Engineering couples have better moments
4. They know how to deal with stress and strain
3. They know how to test their rigid cantilevers
2. "Lubrication, friction, and wear" is really a class
1. They design and build larger erections

What, no EE based reasons?

Cuz they don't get dates

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[couch 'em]

I'm going to go cry now, then go play with my resistor once or twice.