At the gentle urging of Bobby Sharpe, I return...

My absence from the Pony Web is over, friends. For 4 long years, I have lived and labored here in the nation's capitol, though never once forgetting my former life on the Hilltop.
Alas, old friend/mentor Bobby Sharpe, he of the Spirit Shop, suddenly contacted me a few nights ago, and told me of the news of Copeland's demise. At this, that mad glint returned to my eyes, and I felt the blood rekindled in my veins as thoughts of being the preiminent antagonist on the Hilltop suddenly coarsed to and from my brain and soul. So, I return, never to leave again.
Thoughts: Copeland's reign brought us nothing but heartache in the gym and on the gridiron. Our FB and BBall programs won't miss him. However, I must confess that I met him personally during my time in the program, and he was the genuine article, and he certainly desired to turn around the big ticket programs. But, alas, he could not.
His ultimate inability to return us to our old glorious past might not have been his fault, anyway. Afterall, as a nameless athletic genius on the Hilltop once instructed me, "You can't make chicken salad out of [deleted]." Truer words were never spoken.
So, as my Mustang pride now bubbles inside me, I am inclined to seek answers that will return us to our former FB glory. I can think of only one, real option...an option that will return us quickly to the top. That is this: cash payments, subsidized "boost girls", on-site narcotical assistance centers, and automated curriculum completion policies...all of this given by the University to our beloved football team.
I ask all of you to ask yourselves this question: What price will you pay to return us to our former glory? Short of giving your own life, your answer to that question should be "anything."
Alas, old friend/mentor Bobby Sharpe, he of the Spirit Shop, suddenly contacted me a few nights ago, and told me of the news of Copeland's demise. At this, that mad glint returned to my eyes, and I felt the blood rekindled in my veins as thoughts of being the preiminent antagonist on the Hilltop suddenly coarsed to and from my brain and soul. So, I return, never to leave again.
Thoughts: Copeland's reign brought us nothing but heartache in the gym and on the gridiron. Our FB and BBall programs won't miss him. However, I must confess that I met him personally during my time in the program, and he was the genuine article, and he certainly desired to turn around the big ticket programs. But, alas, he could not.
His ultimate inability to return us to our old glorious past might not have been his fault, anyway. Afterall, as a nameless athletic genius on the Hilltop once instructed me, "You can't make chicken salad out of [deleted]." Truer words were never spoken.
So, as my Mustang pride now bubbles inside me, I am inclined to seek answers that will return us to our former FB glory. I can think of only one, real option...an option that will return us quickly to the top. That is this: cash payments, subsidized "boost girls", on-site narcotical assistance centers, and automated curriculum completion policies...all of this given by the University to our beloved football team.
I ask all of you to ask yourselves this question: What price will you pay to return us to our former glory? Short of giving your own life, your answer to that question should be "anything."