He now has his own college, Regent University, it even has a law school, but it doesn't have a Division 1 football or basketball program like Jerry Falwell does up the road in Lynchburg at Liberty University. You heard that Billy Graham, Oral Roberts and Pat Robertson died and showed up at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, oh man we've been caught off guard, give us a few days to get appropriate arrangements for you. Perhaps they have some room downstairs. He called Satan and asked if he'd put these folks up for few days. The next morning, Satan calls back. You've got to get these boys otta here. One's saving everybody, the other is healing everybody and the third one has raised enough money for air conditioning.
