HUMOR: What You'll Learn at SMU's School of Engineering
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:43 pmWhat you will learn at SMU's School of Engineering
* You can study hard and still fail
* You can not study and pass
* Multiple choice does not mean easy
* There are no trains here
* Six exams can be written in 4 days, but it hurts
* You can skip all the classes, study for 15 minutes before the final and still do better than an arts student in any arts class
* Pi to six decimal places
* Judging by my fellow students, engineers are either drunks or geeks
* Everyone is someone else's weirdo * Front Row people are weird
* Those who can, do, those who can't, teach
* A 95.75% can be an A
* An 80.1% can be an A+
* You can kill your neighbors with a 9 volt battery
* You can study hard and still fail
* You can not study and pass
* Multiple choice does not mean easy
* There are no trains here
* Six exams can be written in 4 days, but it hurts
* You can skip all the classes, study for 15 minutes before the final and still do better than an arts student in any arts class
* Pi to six decimal places
* Judging by my fellow students, engineers are either drunks or geeks
* Everyone is someone else's weirdo * Front Row people are weird
* Those who can, do, those who can't, teach
* A 95.75% can be an A
* An 80.1% can be an A+
* You can kill your neighbors with a 9 volt battery
