Peruna2001 wrote:EastStang wrote:Bring home an SMU cheerleader (preferably female). The kid is probably reaching puberty and he can fantasize for years.
Forget the kid...I'll put her on my birthday wishlist.
In my day on the Hilltop, probably my Freshman year, an unfortunate video made the rounds online of an SMU cheerleader. Considering I had no real contact with her, other than when she was doing the cheerleading thing, every time I caught sight of her before a game, during a game, etc. my mind always returned to that video.
I thought, that's ashame here's this beautiful unique individual and all I can think of is this salacious internet video. Then I realized that I had similar thoughts about pretty much every other attractive female cheerleader since I was 9... except those were all imagined.
Maybe she was actually unattractive, maybe that's why I had a problem.
(That was a joke... regardless I felt bad for the girl. Jeez, here I am, random freshman, alongside a thousands of other folks, who have seen her in a very compromising position and I didn't even know her name or anything about her. It really had to be no fun for her, at all.... I felt like saying something. But what's to say? "I'm sorry I have seen you sans clothing in an 'instructional' video. The dude who sent this out must be a real jerk." That just wouldn't work out, I'm afraid. I mean I did
watch the darn thing.)
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:13 pm
