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The Registrar General of Births, Deaths and Marriages said in a statement that it had rejected names including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Stallion, Twisty Poi -- a staple food in Polynesian cuisine -- and Sex Fruit.

I wonder if they would have permitted fruity sex?

we need to sick NZ on our celebs...i mean Apple? seriously?

thank god Bubba was not banded by the Kiwies

Imagine a kid having to grow up with the name Tasty Poi. Think that kid might be teased mercilessly and become a serial killer? I remember a kid I who went to my elementary school. He had a wierd name and was also decidedly geeky. He was a target every day, by everybody, even the teachers to some extent who never could get his name right.

This is a true story. My cousin, who was born, raised and currently lives in Hawaii, married the son of a hippie who had 5 kids (all from different dads). She named her three SONS (in chronological order) Peace, Love and Joy - Love, being my cousin's husband. She named her two daughters - twins, mind you - Fauna 1 and Fauna 2.

Funny thing is, they are pretty normal. Peace works in downtown Honolulu, Love is a professional surfer, and Joy is a Honolulu policeman. Not sure what the Faunas are up to...

SMUtrojanFAN wrote:This is a true story. My cousin who was born, raised and currently lives in Hawaii married the son of a hippie who had 5 kids (all from different dads). She named her three SONS (in chronological order) Peace, Love and Joy - Love, being my cousin's husband. She named her two daughters - twins, mind you - Fauna 1 and Fauna 2.

Funny thing is, they are pretty normal. Peace works in downtown Honolulu, Love is a professional surfer, and Joy is a Honolulu policeman. Not sure what the Faunas are up to...

arent they the missing link?

They'd flip out if they had some of the idiotic names over here. Stallion is tame by comparison. Not much worse than Hunter.

SMUtrojanFAN wrote:This is a true story. My cousin, who was born, raised and currently lives in Hawaii, married the son of a hippie who had 5 kids (all from different dads). She named her three SONS (in chronological order) Peace, Love and Joy - Love, being my cousin's husband. She named her two daughters - twins, mind you - Fauna 1 and Fauna 2.

Funny thing is, they are pretty normal. Peace works in downtown Honolulu, Love is a professional surfer, and Joy is a Honolulu policeman. Not sure what the Faunas are up to...

I can't stop laughing at this. I've read it and re-read it a dozen times, and it's funnier every time.

Is one of the cousins named Obama?

giacfsp wrote:

SMUtrojanFAN wrote:This is a true story. My cousin, who was born, raised and currently lives in Hawaii, married the son of a hippie who had 5 kids (all from different dads). She named her three SONS (in chronological order) Peace, Love and Joy - Love, being my cousin's husband. She named her two daughters - twins, mind you - Fauna 1 and Fauna 2.

Funny thing is, they are pretty normal. Peace works in downtown Honolulu, Love is a professional surfer, and Joy is a Honolulu policeman. Not sure what the Faunas are up to...

I can't stop laughing at this. I've read it and re-read it a dozen times, and it's funnier every time.

You should see our family reunions.

Oh, I almost forgot, the Faunas always wear hats.

SMUtrojanFAN wrote:

giacfsp wrote:

SMUtrojanFAN wrote:This is a true story. My cousin, who was born, raised and currently lives in Hawaii, married the son of a hippie who had 5 kids (all from different dads). She named her three SONS (in chronological order) Peace, Love and Joy - Love, being my cousin's husband. She named her two daughters - twins, mind you - Fauna 1 and Fauna 2.

Funny thing is, they are pretty normal. Peace works in downtown Honolulu, Love is a professional surfer, and Joy is a Honolulu policeman. Not sure what the Faunas are up to...

I can't stop laughing at this. I've read it and re-read it a dozen times, and it's funnier every time.

You should see our family reunions.

Oh, I almost forgot, the Faunas always wear hats.

are the hats made of fauna?

EastStang wrote:Imagine a kid having to grow up with the name Tasty Poi. Think that kid might be teased mercilessly and become a serial killer? I remember a kid I who went to my elementary school. He had a wierd name and was also decidedly geeky. He was a target every day, by everybody, even the teachers to some extent who never could get his name right.

What about the poor kid with the name Stallion?

smupony94 wrote:

EastStang wrote:Imagine a kid having to grow up with the name Tasty Poi. Think that kid might be teased mercilessly and become a serial killer? I remember a kid I who went to my elementary school. He had a wierd name and was also decidedly geeky. He was a target every day, by everybody, even the teachers to some extent who never could get his name right.

What about the poor kid with the name Stallion?

easier to fathom than "Yeah Detroit"

abezontar wrote:I wonder if they would have permitted fruity sex?

Imagine if John David Booty had a kid and named it Fruity...would that be allowed?