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Postby Dooby » Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:21 pm

Why does Sonic have handicapped parking spaces?
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Re: Question

Postby jtstang » Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:24 pm

So the handicapped carhops don't have to roll so far?
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Re: Question

Postby Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex » Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:09 pm

Probably required by the ADA despite the fact that they don't ever have to leave the car. Some things are just odd.
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Re: Question

Postby Dooby » Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:33 pm

Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex wrote:Probably required by the ADA despite the fact that they don't ever have to leave the car. Some things are just odd.


I didn't want an actual answer; I figured that out by myself.
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Re: Question

Postby Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex » Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:05 pm

Sorry, I was in one of those moods earlier today.
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Re: Question

Postby Buckethead » Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:02 pm

Why do drive up ATM machines have brail on them?
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Re: Question

Postby smupony94 » Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:07 pm

Why is it called Ovaltine?
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Re: Question

Postby that's great raplh » Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:07 pm

why do men have nipples?
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Re: Question

Postby Buckethead » Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:18 pm

Why do dogs...... never mind.
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Re: Question

Postby smupony94 » Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:43 pm

Why do birds suddenly appear?
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Re: Question

Postby SmooBoy » Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:31 pm

Why do you drive on a parkway, but park on a driveway?
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Re: Question

Postby KnuckleStang » Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:43 pm

Why do they call it "taking" a dump instead of "leaving" a dump.
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Re: Question

Postby smupony94 » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:08 pm

Are Jorts (jean shorts) back in style?
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Re: Question

Postby PonySoprano » Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:04 pm

Were they ever in style?
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Re: Question

Postby ponydawg » Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:08 pm

that's great raplh wrote:why do men have nipples?


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