smupony94 wrote:I just read it and it is super lame

GQ: America's 25 Douchiest Colleges
Home of: The Giant-Sunglasses [deleted]
Affectations: Audi Q7 (high school graduation present); tertiary connection to Olsen twin; frosted tips.
Thesis topic: "Steven Spielberg's Gremlins and the Art of the Impossible."
Ten years from now, will be: Living in Laurel Canyon while "producing" a bio-pic on Karch Kiraly and burning endless pounds of the kush.
Honorable-mention crazily expensive institutions: Duke, Tulane, Bennington, Hamilton.
I demand a recount we have to be in the Top Ten!
