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LONDON – British police say they've charged a 33-year-old woman with stabbing a man through the eye with her stiletto heel.

West Yorkshire Police in northern England say the man was in a critical but stable condition after the woman, with whom he was sharing a cab, assaulted him with the heel of her shoe.

The Sun newspaper quoted neighbors as saying the pair were a couple and had gotten into an argument when she kicked him.

Police declined to comment on that report. The force said Thursday that the woman had appeared in court earlier in the week and was released on bail.

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Wife jailed after fight over husband urinating on the floor, Pasco deputies say


WESLEY CHAPEL — Deanne Elsholz said her husband urinated on the bathroom floor.

David Elsholz just wanted to go back to sleep.

It was almost midnight Monday at their mobile home at 5951 Woodsman Drive in the Angus Valley community.

Deputies who arrived later said the place was cluttered with Natural Light beer cans, and both husband and wife appeared to be drunk.

"What are you doing?" Deanne, 44, asked David, 50, when she heard his urine spraying the floor, according to what she told authorities.

She said her husband then slapped her about the head with a towel and, in retaliation, she threw a glass from her nightstand at his face. It hit him in the nose, a report states, and blood poured down his chest and arms.

Then, Deanne "ran into the bathroom and slipped on David's pee," the report states.

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Police: Woman arrested for shoplifting, chocolate milk spills from her pants

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MEMPHIS, Tenn. (AP) -- Police said the mother of an elementary school student drank a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor before brandishing a sword in her child's school. The woman, 32, apparently intended to confront the parents of another child who had been in a spitting match with her child the previous day.

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Where do I find them.

the pie shop