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I am too lazy today

Was cohabitating with a Bennigans waitress once. On April 1 one year, she got up in the middle of the night and changed my clock so my 6:30 alarm went off at 3:30am. I got, showered, got dressed and as I was walking out the door she told me the actual time. Needless to say, she is not the current mrsmrydel.

I would have thrown her out of my single-wide

mrydel wrote:Was cohabitating with a Bennigans waitress once. On April 1 one year, she got up in the middle of the night and changed my clock so my 6:30 alarm went off at 3:30am. I got, showered, got dressed and as I was walking out the door she told me the actual time. Needless to say, she is not the current mrsmrydel.

do they have common law marriage in arkansas?

It was in Plano.

My teenage son put maple syrup in my shampoo bottle yesterday. Har, har, har.

ponyboy wrote:My teenage son put maple syrup in my shampoo bottle yesterday. Har, har, har.

better than Nair

Good point.

There's the old standby. Pink message slip with a call from "Mr. Lyon". You call the number and the zoo answers and of course if you still haven't got the joke, you ask for Mr. Lyon, they inform you that this is the zoo. Works almost every time. The other one of similar ilk is the message from John, you call the number and get a portable toilet company and ask is John there.

EastStang wrote:There's the old standby. Pink message slip with a call from "Mr. Lyon". You call the number and the zoo answers and of course if you still haven't got the joke, you ask for Mr. Lyon, they inform you that this is the zoo. Works almost every time. The other one of similar ilk is the message from John, you call the number and get a portable toilet company and ask is John there.

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

And of course the plastic dog turd is a game winner for the person who brings their dog to the office. Leave it in the bosses office, he calls in the employee who brings the dog, and then the employee gets mad at the boss when she discovers its a plastic turd. So you get a twofer.