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If you don't go to other peoples funerals, they won't come to yours.

Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.”

I never said most of the things I said.

About night baseball this time of year:
"It gets late early in September."

After they were introduced...
Pope Paul XXIII: "Hi Yogi."
Berra: "Hi Pope."

"It's hard to make predictions, especially about the future."

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

"It's déjà vu all over again"

Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore. It's too crowded.

Berra was walking through Central Park wearing a new Searsucker suit. Mayor Lindsey and his wife were walking by and she remarked, that suit looks really cool. To which Yogi replied: "You don't look so hot yourself".