All time least favorite teams?

[EastStang]

MrMustang, the (F)Aggies stole Peruna and refused to return him until someone reminded them that horse thieving is a capital offense in Texas. They returned him with a shaved tail (I heard it made him look like a big rat). They killed BEVO, barbecued him, and served him up to their alumni.

[abezontar]

another part of that story is that the handlers at the time made Peruna another tail, and took him onstage for a band performance, the aggies who kidnapped him were completely dumbfounded when they saw that Peruna still had his tail after they thought they had shaved it off. I also remember something about how a group (I think it was aggies) kidnapped the wrong horse, they thought they had Peruna, but actually had is mate. Again they were completely confused when they saw Peruna on the field when they though they had him with them. (I could be wrong on some of the details, but that is the way I remember the stories.)