Who Am I?

[Stallion]

1) Won National Coach of the Year Award at an Academy
2) Multiple bowl games during tenure at Academy
3) Won multiple bowl games against Teams that are now BCS at Academy
4) Beat Notre Dame while Coaching at an Academy
5) Ran Triple Option Offense which routinely lead the nation in Rushing Offense
6) Had a lifetime record of 113-62 prior to taking final job at a small Division 1A private school;
7) At that small private school had a record of only 55-78
No bowls
9) No championships

[KnuckleStang]

Are you like, trying to be like, some guy from the future or something?

[davidsmu94]

Who am I ?

1. I practice Law
2. I hit on girls half my age.
3. I surf Ponyfans 24/7
4. I think I'm smarter than everyone else
5. I will die alone

[RGV Pony]

You're Ken Hatfield.

But wouldn't it have sounded better if you'd said "what's my name, fool?"

[JesuitPony]

Ken Hatfield, formerly of Rice?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Hatfield

[Charleston Pony]

well, 55-78 would be by far and away the most successful of any post death penalty coach at SMU. Might even find a winning season in there somewhere

[Alaric]

1) Won National Coach of the Year Award at an Academy
2) Multiple bowl games during tenure at Academy
3) Won bowl games against Teams that are now BCS at Academy
4) Ran Triple Option Offense which routinely lead the nation in Rushing Offense
5) Had a lifetime record of 113-62 prior to taking final job at a small Division 1A private school;
6) At that small private school had a record of only 55-78
7) No bowls
No championships

Typical of Stallion to leave this part out to bolster his argument. He ran the option at both Arkansas and Clemson. 55-17? Stallion will say he did include it under #5.

Hatfield then compiled a 55-17-1 record during a stint from 1984 to 1989 at the University of Arkansas, and was also the head football coach at Clemson University from 1990-93, compiling a 32-13-1 record. Ironically, the coach Hatfield succeeded at Clemson, Danny Ford, would eventually become the Razorbacks' coach in 1993.

[Alaric]

Guess who preceded Hatfield at the AFA...someone who adapted a lot over his career.

[Pony Soup]

Who Am I??

A joke.

[SMU Football Blog]

Stallion, this is the kind of disingenuous [deleted] that p!$$es me off.


Year Team Win Loss Tie
1979 Air Force (CO) 2 9 0
1980 Air Force (CO) 2 9 1
1981 Air Force (CO) 4 7 0
1982 Air Force (CO) 8 5 0
1983 Air Force (CO) 10 2 0
1984 Arkansas 7 4 1
1985 Arkansas 10 2 0
1986 Arkansas 9 3 0
1987 Arkansas 9 4 0
1988 Arkansas 10 2 0
1989 Arkansas 10 2 0
1990 Clemson (SC) 10 2 0
1991 Clemson (SC) 9 2 1
1992 Clemson (SC) 5 6 0
1993 Clemson (SC) 8 3 0
1994 Rice (TX) 5 6 0
1995 Rice (TX) 2 8 1
1996 Rice (TX) 7 4 0
1997 Rice (TX) 7 4 0
1998 Rice (TX) 5 6 0
1999 Rice (TX) 5 6 0
2000 Rice (TX) 3 8 0
2001 Rice (TX) 8 4 0
2002 Rice (TX) 4 7 0
2003 Rice (TX) 5 7 0
2004 Rice (TX) 3 8 0
2005 Rice (TX) 1 10 0

[that's great raplh]

Who am I ?

1. I practice Law
2. I hit on girls half my age.
3. I surf Ponyfans 24/7
4. I think I'm smarter than everyone else
5. I will die alone

[George S. Patton]

1) Won National Coach of the Year Award at an Academy
2) Multiple bowl games during tenure at Academy
3) Won bowl games against Teams that are now BCS at Academy
4) Beat Notre Dame while Coaching at an Academy
5) Ran Triple Option Offense which routinely lead the nation in Rushing Offense
6) Had a lifetime record of 113-62 prior to taking final job at a small Division 1A private school;
7) At that small private school had a record of only 55-78
No bowls
9) No championships

Looks like a pretty successful tenure to me. I think he also beat Texas in 1994 that snapped that long losing streak. But don't worry about.

Trust fund baby, looks like we have a coach and there aint thing one you can do about it.

[Stallion]

Just as long as you remember you have been wrong about just about everything you have ever predicted.

[BRStang]

Stallion, this is the kind of disingenuous [deleted] that p!$$es me off.


Year Team Win Loss Tie
1979 Air Force (CO) 2 9 0
1980 Air Force (CO) 2 9 1
1981 Air Force (CO) 4 7 0
1982 Air Force (CO) 8 5 0
1983 Air Force (CO) 10 2 0
1984 Arkansas 7 4 1
1985 Arkansas 10 2 0
1986 Arkansas 9 3 0
1987 Arkansas 9 4 0
1988 Arkansas 10 2 0
1989 Arkansas 10 2 0
1990 Clemson (SC) 10 2 0
1991 Clemson (SC) 9 2 1
1992 Clemson (SC) 5 6 0
1993 Clemson (SC) 8 3 0
1994 Rice (TX) 5 6 0
1995 Rice (TX) 2 8 1
1996 Rice (TX) 7 4 0
1997 Rice (TX) 7 4 0
1998 Rice (TX) 5 6 0
1999 Rice (TX) 5 6 0
2000 Rice (TX) 3 8 0
2001 Rice (TX) 8 4 0
2002 Rice (TX) 4 7 0
2003 Rice (TX) 5 7 0
2004 Rice (TX) 3 8 0
2005 Rice (TX) 1 10 0

Hey, so Rice went 7-4 two years in a row in 96 and 97 and then 8-4 in 2001 and still didn't go to a bowl game?

I know there are a lot more bowls now than 10 years ago, but I didn't realize it was that tough back then.

[Dwan]

Gary Gibbs?