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Postby ponyinNC » Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:34 am

...the biggest white trash, trailer park, gingivitis-having, overall-wearing, never-seen-a-dentist drooling, SMU-UNT-A&M-UT-UH-Baylor-Texas state-Coppin Sate-Texas Womens University-wanna be degree having, no importance, Ford 150 splash-driving, sister-humping, tumbleweed loving, middle executive hoping, car salesman majoring, marauder fingering, chernobyl surviving, $1200 savings account having, calf fry gurgling, big 12 [deleted], betamax-using, sega genisis loving but PS3 not affording, small town, toothless, fat, hick I've ever met.

And to the Trailer Trash University students who want to respond...yes, I live a cushy life after SMU undergrad, SMU law school, and mommy and daddy's help. Yeah, its true...we do have trust funds.

It's good to be the king.

Enjoy Lube-ick, a holes.
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Postby MrMustang1965 » Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:45 am

Wow. :shock: Have you tried Valium?
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Postby LH_RedRaider » Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:35 am

Well let's break this down, shall we, Jeeves:

the biggest white trash...define white trash? I park in a garage, not on the grass. My wife is not my first cousin, I mean do you define WT as listening to country music and watching NASCAR, enjoying some cold beer? I mean what SOME in Dallas consider to be "white trash" is absurd. Get over yourselves! Arrogant fckers!

trailer park.....NOPE! Never lived in one in Lubbock or anywhere else.

gingivitis-having.....NOPE!

overall-wearing......Refer to TexasAgs.com

never-seen-a-dentist.....not true, those guys charge an arm & leg these days, but still go an help finance my dentist lake retreat.....

drooling.....depends on the situation, severe thirst and hunger, hot chick, but actually outgrew the drooling back when I was a year old.

SMU-UNT-A&M-UT-UH-Baylor-Texas state-Coppin Sate-Texas Womens University-wanna be degree having......

Well I'm an architect, SMU doesn't offer architecture as a field of study, nor does UNT, Baylor, Texas State Coppin STATE or TWU....so I don't really want a degree from any of these institutions....As for UT, a$m, UH, it's all about style points baby, Tech fit my style at the time - I argue the point with lots of NON-architects, "WHAT'S THE BEST TO GO TO????" It's more what one gets out of a program, not what the program gives some lazy white suburban kid.....

no importance....Well as a child of God, I believe WE are all important.

Ford 150 splash-driving......nooooo F-150 for me - yes Ford, but SUVs, that's all we drive in our household, for now.

sister-humping....I was an only child, and if I had a sister I probably would have been getting into more fights than some incesesteous love affair that I think you have a fetish about, so what are your thoughts about your sister? mother? grandmother? Please keep them to yourself, but I hope you see, you took a really bad turn with the incest swipe, Jeeves.

tumbleweed loving......yeah they're cool, so?

middle executive hoping.....well at my age, and positon that is where I am at now, but I am gaining ground - Dell didn't drop out of UT an instant billionaire, Jeeves.

car salesman majoring......I think some of the Michigan colleges would offer this field of study, you know so close to Detroit, the Motor City. Not all car salesmen are the same, some at the high end dealers have college degrees, some don't. It's all about SELLING, Jeeves. You don't know, because you serve, no sell.

marauder fingering......WTF is that? Jeeves, the sherry should be sipped, not gulped.

chernobyl surviving.....insepid comment, Lubbock is West Texas not Russia. Geography and social studies weren't your strong areas of study in school, were they, Jeeves?

$1200 savings account having.....Jeez, I hope it's more than that....

calf fry gurgling.....not a conisieurier (sp?) but I bet you like the raw kind, sorry Jeeves, but I have to be an a-hole.

big 12 [deleted]......your point? elaborate, Jeeves.

betamax-using.....nope that went out of vogue a long time ago,

sega genisis loving but PS3 not affording......well have not made the pS3 jump for my kids, but what the FCK does that matter?

small town.....DALLAS

toothless......wrong again

fat....I'm no Lance Armstrong, but I could stand to lose some weight here and there.

hick.....yeah, right.

So Jeeves.....do you have any more zingers to throw at us?
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Postby MrMustang1965 » Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:59 am

Sweet Christmas! I thought I was the only person who couldn't sleep tonight, LH Red Raider! :roll: But your reply has helped my insomnia. Thanks and goodnight. :)
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Postby jkflamebo » Sat Sep 13, 2008 11:13 am

SMU affiliated > tortilla tech affiliated
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Postby DallasRaider » Sat Sep 13, 2008 11:18 am

Wow, what a stupid angry post. The funny thing is I probably make 5 times what you do yet thankfully I'm not quite the obnoxious blowhard you are.

I have a couple of managers on my staff who graduated from SMU and they are great people.

It's amazing what being a football doormat does to some people's anger management. Hopefully June Jones will improve the program and you'll feel a little more secure with yourself.
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Postby abezontar » Sat Sep 13, 2008 11:20 am

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Postby SMU 86 » Sat Sep 13, 2008 11:30 am

DallasRaider wrote:Wow, what a stupid angry post. The funny thing is I probably make 5 times what you do yet thankfully I'm not quite the obnoxious blowhard you are.

I have a couple of managers on my staff who graduated from SMU and they are great people.

It's amazing what being a football doormat does to some people's anger management. Hopefully June Jones will improve the program and you'll feel a little more secure with yourself.


This was not any worse than this stupid angry post by a TTech person.

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=188&f=1650&t=2978805

I would hope you would have some words for your own fans as well.
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Postby DallasRaider » Sat Sep 13, 2008 11:35 am

SMU 86 wrote:
DallasRaider wrote:Wow, what a stupid angry post. The funny thing is I probably make 5 times what you do yet thankfully I'm not quite the obnoxious blowhard you are.

I have a couple of managers on my staff who graduated from SMU and they are great people.

It's amazing what being a football doormat does to some people's anger management. Hopefully June Jones will improve the program and you'll feel a little more secure with yourself.


This was not any worse than this stupid angry post by a TTech person.

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=188&f=1650&t=2978805


Agreed. Two wrongs don't make a right.
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Postby GunsUp » Sat Sep 13, 2008 11:41 am

Go ahead, pop that collar on that pink Polo shirt. SMU fans are a freaking joke - kinda like your football team.
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Postby smu diamond m » Sat Sep 13, 2008 11:48 am

popped collars are OUT -- it's all about the short sleeve dress shirt, shorts and a tie. Get with it sand aggie
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Postby SoCal_Pony » Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:17 pm

I think people from West Texas are the friendliest in all of Texas.
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Postby couch 'em » Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:31 pm

I'm firing a texas tech grad on Monday.
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Re: Everyone I've ever met from Texas Tech is...

Postby lwjr » Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:34 pm

ponyinNC wrote:...the biggest white trash, trailer park, gingivitis-having, overall-wearing, never-seen-a-dentist drooling, SMU-UNT-A&M-UT-UH-Baylor-Texas state-Coppin Sate-Texas Womens University-wanna be degree having, no importance, Ford 150 splash-driving, sister-humping, tumbleweed loving, middle executive hoping, car salesman majoring, marauder fingering, chernobyl surviving, $1200 savings account having, calf fry gurgling, big 12 [deleted], betamax-using, sega genisis loving but PS3 not affording, small town, toothless, fat, hick I've ever met.

And to the Trailer Trash University students who want to respond...yes, I live a cushy life after SMU undergrad, SMU law school, and mommy and daddy's help. Yeah, its true...we do have trust funds.

It's good to be the king.

Enjoy Lube-ick, a holes.


How sad. Living in West Texas, there are some good Tech folks that are good friends of mine. You give all of us a bad name with rants like that. Grow up!

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Postby The XtC » Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:35 pm

[quote="couch 'em"]I'm firing a texas tech grad on Monday.[/quote]

Take cover if he fires back.
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