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Whilst the market tanks and sky is falling...Moderators: PonyPride, SmooPower
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A Grand Time For VIPs
John Carney | Oct 10, 08 9:35 AM As it turns out, a declining market doesn't hurt strip clubs at all. Chelsea's V.I.P. club says business is up, and 80% of their patrons are Wall Street types. Things are going so well that VIP has introduced the most ridiculous thing ever: the $1000 lap dance. Here's how the New York Times describes the Grand Dance: In a moment of shrewd business, perhaps, Mr. Zherka and the club decided to introduce a premium product: the $1,000 lap dance package. The package will buy a 20-minute lap dance, a bottle of Dom Pérignon and a private Champagne room. Not to mention, as Mr. Zherka did, they also “get to keep the girl’s G-strings.â€
As Don Jackson used to say, brokers make money when you buy and when you SELL. There's been about $10 Trillion taken out of the market and a broker got some commission on every one. They might not have a job because the house they work in tanked, but they made some scratch.
[quote="smupony94"]A Grand Time For VIPs
John Carney | Oct 10, 08 9:35 AM As it turns out, a declining market doesn't hurt strip clubs at all. Chelsea's V.I.P. club says business is up, and 80% of their patrons are Wall Street types. Things are going so well that VIP has introduced the most ridiculous thing ever: the $1000 lap dance. Here's how the New York Times describes the Grand Dance: In a moment of shrewd business, perhaps, Mr. Zherka and the club decided to introduce a premium product: the $1,000 lap dance package. The package will buy a 20-minute lap dance, a bottle of Dom Pérignon and a private Champagne room. Not to mention, as Mr. Zherka did, they also “get to keep the girl’s G-strings.†All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand
[quote="mrydel"][quote="smupony94"]A Grand Time For VIPs
John Carney | Oct 10, 08 9:35 AM As it turns out, a declining market doesn't hurt strip clubs at all. Chelsea's V.I.P. club says business is up, and 80% of their patrons are Wall Street types. Things are going so well that VIP has introduced the most ridiculous thing ever: the $1000 lap dance. Here's how the New York Times describes the Grand Dance: In a moment of shrewd business, perhaps, Mr. Zherka and the club decided to introduce a premium product: the $1,000 lap dance package. The package will buy a 20-minute lap dance, a bottle of Dom Pérignon and a private Champagne room. Not to mention, as Mr. Zherka did, they also “get to keep the girl’s G-strings.â€
Electing that clown is just about the worst thing we could EVER do from an economic standpoint, not to say there's a great alternative. Want to see some massive selling? It tastes better when served from a Bowl (game)!
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