SEASON EXPECTATIONS

[LeroyThaLumberJack]

Seriously, do you not pay attention or are you just plain stupid? Do you not read all the posts made about my parents throughout this website? It might be 45-1 on the momma jokes. Are you gonna throw a hissy fit after one from me? Who is the 14 year old now? Grow up and be a mature man ( or woman ). It doesnt bother me at all, yalls jokes are far from being accurate. Heck I laugh at most of them just because they are sometimes funny. Couch'em has some of the best ones, heck id invite him to our tailgate if I knew him.

So don't pop open that kleenex box on me yet. You can wait to do that after the game sept 5th.

[jtstang]

Why would couch'em want to tailgate in your front yard behind a '51 ford on cinder blocks?

[GOSFAGO]

He probably means he will be at the VARD. Walking amoungst the SMU freaks. If your cool we might help several of you guys out. Such as how to talk to women and pee standing up.

[SmooBoy]

I don't think any of us are up to your standard of coolness, however, teaching someone how to pee is the greatest gift of all. Is this hands on training?

[ALEX LIFESON]

He probably means he will be at the VARD. Walking amoungst the SMU freaks. If your cool we might help several of you guys out. Such as how to talk to women and pee standing up.

Can you post a link to the SFA fan site?

[0-11]

Dude seriously? I posted it yesterday.

[0-11]

OWNED!!

[OC Mustang]

OWNED!!

Decent QB or no, SFA is not Texas Tech, and you have exactly zero receivers that could hold Amendola's jock. So...when you are loading up for smack talk about "owning" anybody, you might ought to rethink your example. Post padding...

Oh, by the way...good luck. Bring lots of people.

[GOSFAGO]

FAIL

[WSGJ]

Take it easy on these SFA guys... They are special!

http://www.ehow.com/how_4616259_austin- ... ments.html

How to Meet Stephen F. Austin State University Admission Requirements

Step #1 Graduate from high school or get a GED. If graduating from high school, you must have completed the Recommended High School Program rather than the minimum plan.

Step #2 Take the SAT and get a minimum score of 1250 if you were in the bottom quarter of your class. If you are in the top 25 percent of your class, your SAT scores will not be a factor in your admission. Being in the second quarter of your class requires a score of 850, and the third quarter requires a score of 1050.

Of course, you should study for your SAT well before the testing date. And, if you've truly planned ahead, you won't be in the bottom quarter of your graduating class.

If you opted for a GED instead of a high school diploma, the minimum SAT score you need will be higher. Contact the admissions department for more information about that situation.

Step #3 Keep in mind that having engaged in extracurricular activities almost always helps you meet the admissions requirements for any university.

[EastStang]

He probably means he will be at the VARD. Walking amoungst the SMU freaks. If your cool we might help several of you guys out. Such as how to talk to women and pee standing up.

Why would I want to pee in front of a chick that I'm trying to talk to? Strange customs they have at SFA.

[LeroyThaLumberJack]

He probably means he will be at the VARD. Walking amoungst the SMU freaks. If your cool we might help several of you guys out. Such as how to talk to women and pee standing up.

Why would I want to pee in front of a chick that I'm trying to talk to? Strange customs they have at SFA.

Cute, a play on words. How clever. << mod edit >>

[EastStang]

I'm already hung, that's why I don't pee in front of women. Wouldn't want to scare them off.

[GOSFAGO]

Why are you telling ppl your size? we dont want to know that. Its a waste that you got a huge one because you never get to use it.

[PonyKai]

Take it easy on these SFA guys... They are special!

http://www.ehow.com/how_4616259_austin- ... ments.html

How to Meet Stephen F. Austin State University Admission Requirements

Step #1 Graduate from high school or get a GED. If graduating from high school, you must have completed the Recommended High School Program rather than the minimum plan.

Step #2 Take the SAT and get a minimum score of 1250 if you were in the bottom quarter of your class. If you are in the top 25 percent of your class, your SAT scores will not be a factor in your admission. Being in the second quarter of your class requires a score of 850, and the third quarter requires a score of 1050.

Of course, you should study for your SAT well before the testing date. And, if you've truly planned ahead, you won't be in the bottom quarter of your graduating class.

If you opted for a GED instead of a high school diploma, the minimum SAT score you need will be higher. Contact the admissions department for more information about that situation.

Step #3 Keep in mind that having engaged in extracurricular activities almost always helps you meet the admissions requirements for any university.

Looks like the best argument against democracy would be a 10 minute conversation with an SFA graduate.