Art Briles: Lubbock is a dump, but it's better than Waco
Dennis Franchione: remember him?
Josh Huepel: not ready yet
June Jones: NOOOOOOO!
Kevin Sumlin: unlikely: didn't he just get an extension at Cougar High?
Tommy Tuberville: needs a job
I'm guessing they end up with someone not mentioned here, but these are the names I've seen mentioned so far.