5:35AM PST -- Irish Whiskey Takes its Toll

[HB Pony Dad]

ThadFilms here again... because HBPD can't even again reach the keyboard.... I don't know why he is forcing me to type this...


I came out here to enjoy the 1908s coke pad on the water and instead he's forced me to drink too much of the Jameson's and the f-ing Bushmills, that g-d protestant whiskey. And he made me type this.

Plus he made me watch every game of the 2005 Reggie Bush Heisman Trophy campaign before forcing me to watch Scarface, just so I could appreciate his 1980s Miami Vice/1980s coke pad home.

Please send help. ASAP.

[Mestengo]

I was just going to ask why you were crazy posting at 5:00 am
You people need to mix water into your consumption habits .

[HB Pony Dad]

Lies all Lies

Thad brought the Jesuit Whisky and eff'd me up!

It is all lies and Reggie is a GOD

VY sucks donkey dickys Ask Jeff F!

TROJANS RILES
FROGS UVCK

[HB Pony Dad]

I was just going to ask why you were crazy posting at 5:00 am
You people need to mix water into your consumption habits .

Well, HBPD pulled me out of bed/off his couch because it took him 20 minutes to respond to the last post...

Apparently the Catholic whiskey did him in. He's swaying over my shoulder and laughing as he pops the cap off of the Wild Turkey 101. I am afraid. Dial 911 and be kind to HBPonyDaughter.

HBPonyDad keeps yelling that you should, again and always, be kind to HBPonyDaughter because she is an innocent "bysander".


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Editorial note: HBPD makes some good steak, even if the night might get weird.

[HB Pony Dad]

I came out here to enjoy the 1908s coke pad.

So I have lost myself in a F. Scotch Fitzgerald whiskey nightmare.


[Again TF typed this because HBPD is now on the floor.... but he asked me to do this... I tried to make my own editorial changes, but no... And, oh darn the sun is rising over his neighbors 140 ft. yacht/and/or boat... or as I call it, "operation no view of the water."]

"Why the eff are you awake Mestengo, unless you have been drinking Irish all night like we have?"

[Mestengo]

My body will no longer let me abuse it the way you two can.

[HB Pony Dad]

I was just going to ask why you were crazy posting at 5:00 am
You people need to mix water into your consumption habits .

Water?

[HB Pony Dad]

My body will no longer let me abuse it the way you two can.

Oh we can abuse it to the limit.... and then more. Especially when it's yours.

Oh and... P.S. be kind to HBPonyDaughter because she might stop by and it would be cool if you forgot that her dad was a total f-up.

[Mestengo]

You both are giving me a contact hangover.

[RGV Pony]

ThadFilms and HB Pony Dad livin the dream...now, if you two were true ballers, you'd be on a plane this afternoon and on the Blvd to pick up where you left off

[Mestengo]

They would not let them board ha ha ha

[RGV Pony]

They would not let them board ha ha ha

good point

[Alaric]

They would not let them board ha ha ha

good point

Just have Thad call up the ESPN jet

[smupony94]

So you shared a bed?

[Stallion]

(nervous laughter)