Zach Line No Practice, Sick. Questionable for Rice.

[Harry0569]

Just like all things Bleacher Report have been banned, so should all things written by Kate

whaaaaa You love Kate.

[smupony94]

Just like all things Bleacher Report have been banned, so should all things written by Kate

whaaaaa You love Kate.

She missed the boat. Kate Beckinsale is my new fancy and each time she makes an appearance during a game thread we make a good play

[Big Hoss]

As Chris Rock would say "just give him some of that Tussin and he'll be alright"!

[smupony94]

As Chris Rock would say "just give him some of that Tussin and he'll be alright"!

Dad, I broke my arm

Put some Tussin on it

[crazy horse]

The only night I have ever spent in a hospital outside of my birth was at the SMU Health Center for a very nasty case of food poisoning. I didn't even know they had rooms there at the time. It was a very unpleasant and messy evening, but they finally got me stabilized. The experience was quite frankly much better than I expected. My date actually took me to there when it became obvious that there was something seriously wrong. It was a very memorable 1st and last date.

I also took a few Pi Phis I coached there for various sports injuries. Those girls were brutal on the field and court.

Its only Tuesday, so a quick diagnosis and some antibiotics should get Line back out there by Thursday or Friday. If its just a cold, bronchial or sinus infection, you can usually be sympton-free in 48 hours. Pneumonia or something worse might take a little longer.

[Mestengo]

Stick a thermometer in his mouth, smack him on the [deleted] and let's go.

[PonySnob]

This might give Fields a chance to have breakout game...................

[EastStang]

Food poisoning. The cafeteria food still that bad?

[George S. Patton]

94 -- can we get a preview pic of the GREAT Kate Beckinsale?

[crazy horse]

Food poisoning. The cafeteria food still that bad?

This was in the 80s and Burger King was the culprit. I have not eaten at Burger King since that episode.

[smupony94]

[RGV Pony]

think I need a diet coke.

[George S. Patton]

She's amazing. Can you top it?

And yes, I started to move away from Diet Coke too. This is not helping.

[HollywoodMustang]

If we can get Line suited up and in on just a few plays it would open up Fields, Butler and everything else.

[George S. Patton]

If we can get Line suited up and in on just a few plays it would open up Fields, Butler and everything else.

You're killing the momentum of this thread. We can deal with Line later. Since the Rice Hotties thread wound up killing itself, we have to subsitute shots of the incredible Kate Beckinsale in its place.