majerus?

by **ponydawg** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:17 pm

"Majerus took the towel, pulled his pants down, and quickly took a dump into the towel, which he was holding under his [deleted]. After he was done he used part of the towel to wipe, wrapped it up, and HANDED IT BACK TO THE MANAGER, and told him to throw it away."

That just shows how great he can manage time. I'm surprised more fortune 500 companies haven't installed this practice. He's an innovator!

by **redpony** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:20 pm

Surprised he doesn't have a manager follow him around with a 'pooper scooper'. Might save on laundry.

by **PonySnob** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:27 pm

Dutch wrote:
EastStang wrote:Didn't he have a breakfast incident with the NCAA where he bought breakfast for some of his players? Yeah, he's fat, he has heart problems, but he can coach and has won everywhere including Utah of all places. We could do worse.

As long as he doesn't buy our players hamburgers.

Wasn't it Max Williams who actually bought the burgers and Cheer or was he just the one who brought it out in the open?

by **CalallenStang** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:32 pm

SMU Football Blog wrote:
CalallenStang wrote:Majerus would be fine. Just get his mom on board and he won't bolt in 5 days.

I think that would require a se'ance.

No...just an Ouija board

by **soccermom** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:22 pm

What a horrible excuse for a man, coach.......whatever. I wouldn't allow my kid to be in the same room w/him......much less let that scumbag "coach" him.

by **Used To Be** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:37 pm

Win at all costs is not good for the players, fans, or SMU.

by **Dutch** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:42 pm

ponydawg wrote:"Majerus took the towel, pulled his pants down, and quickly took a dump into the towel, which he was holding under his [deleted]. After he was done he used part of the towel to wipe, wrapped it up, and HANDED IT BACK TO THE MANAGER, and told him to throw it away."

That just shows how great he can manage time. I'm surprised more fortune 500 companies haven't installed this practice. He's an innovator!

I honestly thought the same thing about time mgmt.

by **mrydel** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:04 pm

Wouldn't a diaper be even better?

by **gostangs** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:11 pm

i kind of like the idea of this guy now. we need some hard a** coaching around here. Too many pansies

by **ponydawg** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:47 pm

mrydel wrote:Wouldn't a diaper be even better?

That's just stupid. Rick is a grown man and doesn't need some to wipe him, just needs someone to hual off his waste.

In all seriousness, this story can't be true.

by **Stallion** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:09 pm

64 years old

by **SMUer** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:18 pm

He could be our own Jerry Sandusky.

by **SMU89** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:33 pm

http://www.cbssports.com/collegebasketb ... ck-majerus

by **Pony^** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:36 pm

SMU's latest target: Rick Majerus

http://www.cbssports.com/collegebasketball/blog/eye-on-college-basketball/18455758/smus-latest-target-rick-majerus

by **fifty** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:00 pm

Orsini will hire Majerus because he will get to talk about how he has landed another "coach of the year".

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