That time of year-Aggie Jokes

peruna81 · Post by **peruna81** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 3:15 pm

This year no prizes awarded for the winners, but I will ask our two esteemed judges from last year to again "assume the position" as the sovereigns of humor.

Let it fly, gentlemen (and women)...

DiamondM75 · Post by **DiamondM75** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:31 pm

What is the difference between the Aggies and Rice Crispies?
Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.

DiamondM75 · Post by **DiamondM75** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:33 pm

Why did the Aggie quality control inspector get fired from the M&M plant?
He kept throwing out all the W&W's!

DiamondM75 · Post by **DiamondM75** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:36 pm

Some Aggies were trying to scare the SMU football team before the game and threw firecrackers into the locker room.
The Mustangs lit them and threw them back!

DiamondM75 · Post by **DiamondM75** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:37 pm

How do Aggies practice safe sex?
They get rid of all the animals that kick.

DiamondM75 · Post by **DiamondM75** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:39 pm

Why does the Aggie Corps wear uniforms made out of polyester?
There's no virgin wool within a hundred miles of College Station!

Mustangs_Maroons · Post by **Mustangs_Maroons** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:55 pm

What do you get when you put 32 Aggie cheerleaders in the same room? A full set of teeth.

Mustangs_Maroons · Post by **Mustangs_Maroons** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:57 pm

What are the longest three years of an Aggie football player's life? His freshman year.

Mustangs_Maroons · Post by **Mustangs_Maroons** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:58 pm

Why do Aggies always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.

mrydel · Post by **mrydel** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:55 pm

I am sure that Ponyte will proudly join me in again selecting a winner.

RyanSMU98 · Post by **RyanSMU98** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:07 pm

An Aggie went hunting and shot two deer. When he went to the taxidermist, he was asked if he wanted them mounted.
"No," the Aggie replied, "kissing will be fine."

redpony · Post by **redpony** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:25 pm

two aggies were walking down the street when they saw a dog licking himself. The one aggie said to the other- gee, I wish I could do that. The other aggie replied - give him a couple of treats and he might let you.

redpony · Post by **redpony** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:27 pm

An aggie asked his room-mate if the paperboy had come yet. His room-mate replied 'no but his eyes are getting glassy'.

redpony · Post by **redpony** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:32 pm

The aggie homecoming queen has stated that she has had sex only twice- once with the boys atPearce HS and the other with the boys at Richardson HS.

peruna81 · Post by **peruna81** » Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:38 pm

mrydel wrote:I am sure that Ponyte will proudly join me in again selecting a winner.

thank you, sir...

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