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Oh I've never been to heaven but I've been to Oklahoma
they tell me I was born there but I don't remember

She played tamborine
With a silver jingle
And she must've known the words to at least a million tunes

But the one most requested
by the man she knew as 'cowboy'
was the late night benediction
at the y'all come back saloon

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Emm eye see kay ee why, emm oh you es-see

Dutch wrote:Emm eye see kay ee why, emm oh you es-see

get that out of your head. it stays for days.

Good mornin' America, how are ya'
say-don't ya know me -I'm your native son
I'm the train they call the city of New Orleans
I'll be gone 500 miles when the day is done

Come listen to a story bout a man named Jed

mama's got a squeeze box
daddy never sleeps at night
she's playing all night
and the music's all right

My baby does the hanky panky

I'm an American boy
drive me a chevy- ain't got no peugeot
My older brother was a gi-joe
red, white and blue from my head to my toe
I'm an American boy..

Whistle while you work
Hitler was a jerk
Mussolini
Bit his weenie
Now it doesn't work

this is a song I wrote dedicated to all those women small of breast.

Eye of the tiger

We done well here in Camelot
we eat ham and jam and spam a lot

Whoop there it is

Oops! I did it again.