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Re: Top 10 Reasons to date an Engineer
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:43 pm
by abezontar
Captain E J Smith wrote:Top 10 reasons to date an engineer
10. They are used to all nighters
9. They are always willing to experiment
8. They know how to decrease and increase friction
7. They know all about heat transfer
6. They do it with more torque
5. Engineering couples have better moments
4. They know how to deal with stress and strain
3. They know how to test their rigid cantilevers
2. "Lubrication, friction, and wear" is really a class
1. They design and build larger erections
So is "vibrations"
Re: Top 10 Reasons to date an Engineer
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:27 pm
by couch 'em
Captain E J Smith wrote:Top 10 reasons to date an engineer
10. They are used to all nighters
9. They are always willing to experiment
8. They know how to decrease and increase friction
7. They know all about heat transfer
6. They do it with more torque
5. Engineering couples have better moments
4. They know how to deal with stress and strain
3. They know how to test their rigid cantilevers
2. "Lubrication, friction, and wear" is really a class
1. They design and build larger erections
What, no EE based reasons?
11. They know how to electrify
Re: Top 10 Reasons to date an Engineer
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:27 am
by jtstang
couch 'em wrote:Captain E J Smith wrote:Top 10 reasons to date an engineer
10. They are used to all nighters
9. They are always willing to experiment
8. They know how to decrease and increase friction
7. They know all about heat transfer
6. They do it with more torque
5. Engineering couples have better moments
4. They know how to deal with stress and strain
3. They know how to test their rigid cantilevers
2. "Lubrication, friction, and wear" is really a class
1. They design and build larger erections
What, no EE based reasons?
11. They know how to electrify
Double-E's are dorks.
Re: Top 10 Reasons to date an Engineer
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:44 am
by PK
jtstang wrote:couch 'em wrote:Captain E J Smith wrote:Top 10 reasons to date an engineer
10. They are used to all nighters
9. They are always willing to experiment
8. They know how to decrease and increase friction
7. They know all about heat transfer
6. They do it with more torque
5. Engineering couples have better moments
4. They know how to deal with stress and strain
3. They know how to test their rigid cantilevers
2. "Lubrication, friction, and wear" is really a class
1. They design and build larger erections
What, no EE based reasons?
11. They know how to electrify
Double-E's are dorks.
Their brains are definitely wired differently than normal folks.
Re: Top 10 Reasons to date an Engineer
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:45 pm
by smu diamond m
couch 'em wrote:Captain E J Smith wrote:Top 10 reasons to date an engineer
10. They are used to all nighters
9. They are always willing to experiment
8. They know how to decrease and increase friction
7. They know all about heat transfer
6. They do it with more torque
5. Engineering couples have better moments
4. They know how to deal with stress and strain
3. They know how to test their rigid cantilevers
2. "Lubrication, friction, and wear" is really a class
1. They design and build larger erections
What, no EE based reasons?
Cuz they don't get dates
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:49 am
by couch 'em
I'm going to go cry now, then go play with my resistor once or twice.