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Hire Barnett and don't allow any girls on the football team.

jtstang wrote:

ponyboy wrote:Will never understand why anyone would be so desperate as to have to pay to see a naked woman. Especially the cheesy ones they trot out at places like that.

Especially when they are free on the internets. Thank you Al Gore!

URL's?

I know some of you guys are getting a bit geezy, but perhaps try and remember when you were 18 years old, and that now they have invented lap dances. You don't get lap dances from your computer, yet!

And strippergate didn't keep Mike Price from coaching in CUSA. He did choose well by going to UTEP which is close to Juarez. What happens in Juarez stays in Juarez.

EastStang wrote:I know some of you guys are getting a bit geezy, but perhaps try and remember when you were 18 years old, and that now they have invented lap dances. You don't get lap dances from your computer, yet!

And strippergate didn't keep Mike Price from coaching in CUSA. He did choose well by going to UTEP which is close to Juarez. What happens in Juarez stays in Juarez.

First all the jokes about my family tree and teeth lacking, pink eyed Arkansas buddies and now your are picking on geezers. I am beginning to take your posts very personally.

EastStang wrote:And strippergate didn't keep Mike Price from coaching in CUSA. He did choose well by going to UTEP which is close to Juarez. What happens in Juarez stays in Juarez.

Not always. I have heard of people bringing things back with them from Juarez. Things that require a shot or special shampoo.

Apparently if we hire Barnett we wouldn't even have to break the bank. If he can't manage to land a single interview, he would probably take the job for less than what we're paying Bennett.

mustangxc wrote:Apparently if we hire Barnett we wouldn't even have to break the bank. If he can't manage to land a single interview, he would probably take the job for less than what we're paying Bennett.

Even if he would work for less than Bennett, if we hired Barnett on the cheap that also sends a message that we're half-arssing it. If we want to build a top 25 program, money shouldn't be a consideration in the next hire and if we could get the best man for nothing, pay him well anyway so we won't look uncommitted and so our coach won't feel like he's working bush league football

I can hear it now:

Barnett: I'm serious, I want to coach so bad I'll work for food.

SMU: No goddamn it, we are not going to pay you one dime less that $1.5 million. We are not half-@ssing it this time!

Barnett won't get a sniff here-trust me-

EastStang wrote:I know some of you guys are getting a bit geezy, but perhaps try and remember when you were 18 years old, and that now they have invented lap dances. You don't get lap dances from your computer, yet!

My point was that strip clubs are cheesy. And, yes, looking at naked women on the internet is cheesy too. Face to face in the context of marriage is the only way to go.

ponyboy wrote:

EastStang wrote:I know some of you guys are getting a bit geezy, but perhaps try and remember when you were 18 years old, and that now they have invented lap dances. You don't get lap dances from your computer, yet!

My point was that strip clubs are cheesy. And, yes, looking at naked women on the internet is cheesy too. Face to face in the context of marriage is the only way to go.

Your wife has you completely neutered. Can you not remember when you were 18?

Barnett meets Stallion's requirements. He can say "I'm a man. I'm forty! I can go to a strip club!"

ponyboy wrote:My point was that strip clubs are cheesy. And, yes, looking at naked women on the internet is cheesy too. Face to face in the context of marriage is the only way to go.

That's getting a little preachy. Besides, cheese is good. Hopefully you'll be serving it with the wine.

mustangnation wrote:

ponyboy wrote:

EastStang wrote:I know some of you guys are getting a bit geezy, but perhaps try and remember when you were 18 years old, and that now they have invented lap dances. You don't get lap dances from your computer, yet!

My point was that strip clubs are cheesy. And, yes, looking at naked women on the internet is cheesy too. Face to face in the context of marriage is the only way to go.

Your wife has you completely neutered. Can you not remember when you were 18?

Yes, I remember it well. But I preferred spending time with women who didn't see me as dollar signs. And with four kids -- trust me, I'm far from neutered.

Good Lord, this thread fell into the abyss.