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It's top speed is 182(mph) but, i think they could have made it a bit faster than that...but then it would have been faster than a Ferrari, which i Italy is a bit of a social no,no....it'd be like vomiting on the Pope....sorry

Random celebrity observations from the week: Michael Jordan's girlfriend is scorching. Aaron Rodgers nearly gets a facial tic when asked about Brett Favre. Ray Allen can actually rap. After a bad shot, Ray Romano will yell, "I could rip off my own ear!" Jessica Simpson, in town with boyfriend Tony Romo, is not a stickler for detail. When I asked her, "Jessica, is today your birthday?" she replied: "Yes! No! Wait! Yesterday! No, wait, is today the 12th? Then, day before yesterday? I don't know!"

When Beijing organizers asked restaurants and hotels to take dog meat off menus for the Olympics, I never thought I’d regret it. But then a story started making the media rounds about a culinary choice at Guo-li-zhuang restaurant, which made me long for Fido Burgers.

Ready?

[deleted].

And all sorts of choices, too: goat [deleted], water buffalo [deleted], bull [deleted] and, of course, yak [deleted].

Steamed, roasted or broiled.

Sauteed, horseradish-crusted or Kentucky fried, I presume.

Don’t forget the deer-[deleted] juice, too, to wash it down.

One day, while taping our TV show on ESPN, I told Bill Plaschke, the Los Angeles Times columnist, that he’d be the first American sportswriter tossed in jail here. I was wrong. He became the first American sportswriter to sample the [deleted] at Guo-li-zhuang. Worse, he said this after saying it: "I guess I like [deleted]."

Good luck living that down, Mr. Associated Press Columnist of the Year.

RednBlue11 wrote:"I guess I like [deleted]."