The official Lubbock Joke Thread

PonySoprano · Post by **PonySoprano** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:30 pm

Lubbock > College Station
or
College Station > Lubbock?

Discuss....

MrMustang1965 · Post by **MrMustang1965** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:42 pm

PonySoprano wrote:Lubbock > College Station
or
College Station > Lubbock?

Discuss....

Both are occupied by Aggie$.

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:44 pm

PonySoprano wrote:Lubbock > College Station
or
College Station > Lubbock?

Discuss....

At least in College Station you are an hour from Houston or Austin - an hour's drive in Lubbock gets you nowhere

diamond_tom · Post by **diamond_tom** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:04 pm

Somebody posted this on here last year or the year before.
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A tcu Horned Frog, a SMU Mustang and a Tech Red Raider were sitting in a bar in South Padre. The view of the beach was fantastic, the beer was ice cold and the food exceptional.

"But," said the guy from TCU, "I still prefer the beer joints back in Fort Worth. There's one place where the owner goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy 4 beers, he will buy the 5th."

The Mustang said "Well, at my local bar in Dallas, the owner will buy your 3rd drink after you've bought 2."

"Hell, that's nothin'," the guy from Tech responded. "Back in Lubbock there's this bar where the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink and keep them coming all night. Then when you've had enough to drink, they take you upstairs and see that you get laid. And it's all on the house."

The Horned Frog and the Mustang immediately doubted the Raider's claims. "And this actually happened to you?" asked the guy from SMU.

No, not myself personally," admitted the Raider. "But it happens to my sister all of the time."

smu diamond m · Post by **smu diamond m** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:28 pm

they even throw in some STDs along with the deal

ozfan · Post by **ozfan** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:31 pm

smupony94 wrote:
PonySoprano wrote:Lubbock > College Station
or
College Station > Lubbock?

Discuss....

At least in College Station you are an hour from Houston or Austin - an hour's drive in Lubbock gets you nowhere

Which means you are still only a hour away from the airhead aggies.... an hour from TT you are out in the fresh air.

Junior · Post by **Junior** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:04 pm

ozfan wrote:
smupony94 wrote:
PonySoprano wrote:Lubbock > College Station
or
College Station > Lubbock?

Discuss....

At least in College Station you are an hour from Houston or Austin - an hour's drive in Lubbock gets you nowhere

Which means you are still only a hour away from the airhead aggies.... an hour from TT you are out in the fresh air.

Fresh air? Poop ain't fresh, son.

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:16 pm

ozfan wrote:
smupony94 wrote:
PonySoprano wrote:Lubbock > College Station
or
College Station > Lubbock?

Discuss....

At least in College Station you are an hour from Houston or Austin - an hour's drive in Lubbock gets you nowhere

Which means you are still only a hour away from the airhead aggies.... an hour from TT you are out in the fresh air.

mmm, feeding stations

MrMustang1965 · Post by **MrMustang1965** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:22 pm

Junior wrote:
ozfan wrote:
smupony94 wrote:
PonySoprano wrote:Lubbock > College Station
or
College Station > Lubbock?

Discuss....

At least in College Station you are an hour from Houston or Austin - an hour's drive in Lubbock gets you nowhere

Which means you are still only a hour away from the airhead aggies.... an hour from TT you are out in the fresh air.

Fresh air? Poop ain't fresh, son.

A busload of Japanese tourists stops for a restroom break in Lubbock. As they get off the bus, they're hit with the smell from the nearby livestock yard. One of the tourists says, "Oh, my god! What's that smell?" That's when the owner of the stockyard, who was standing nearby, says, "Smells like money to me!"

ThadFilms · Post by **ThadFilms** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:22 pm

How many Texas Tech students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
All of them: One to screw it in and the rest of the student body to try desperately to establish a rivalry with the other Big XII schools in lightbulb screwing.

.... and just for kicks ....

How many SMU students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, one to make the martinis and the other to hire someone else to screw the bulb in.

ThadFilms · Post by **ThadFilms** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:27 pm

Any of you folks heading out for the game should be warned. There aren't any cold drinks in Lubbock anymore. They lost the recipe for ice.

Bah dum bum!

EDIT: I've used the above joke for a while, but I was pretty darn sure that it was originally an Aggie joke, so I searched for it, and sure enough it was. I liked the punchline of the joke I found a little better than the one I've been using for years... "the Aggie [or in this case Tech student] with the recipe graduated."

EastStang · Post by **EastStang** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:33 am

Given that chicken has gotten more popular for health reasons, a guy decided to open a chicken plant next to the stockyards in Lubbock. A woman walked by and exclaimed, "we don't need no more little peckers here in Lubbock".

PlanoStang · Post by **PlanoStang** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:32 am

What do you call a TT grad who takes his bride fly fishing on their
honeymoon :?:

R U sure U wanna know :?:

A Wed Wader :roll:

U were forewarned.

SmooBoy · Post by **SmooBoy** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:40 am

PlanoStang wrote:What do you call a TT grad who takes his bride fly fishing on their
honeymoon

R U sure U wanna know

A Wed Wader

U were forewarned.

I just died.

J.T.supporta · Post by **J.T.supporta** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:45 pm

already posted this on another thread but this one needed a BUMP.

whats the difference between a tech girl and a SMU girl?

you dont have to buy the tech girl a drink at the bar to sleep with her!!!
:twisted: