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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:10 pm
by Come and Take It
I heard Gary Patterson goes through the Express Checkout line with 17 items.

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:11 pm
by smu diamond m
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:12 pm
by J.T.supporta
smu diamond m wrote:5
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1!

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:13 pm
by SMUer
I heard TCU graduates hang their diplomas from their truck rear view mirrors in an attempt to justify using handicap parking...

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:13 pm
by ponydawg
Come and Take It wrote:I heard Gary Patterson goes through the Express Checkout line with 17 items.


Finally! Someone gets the game!

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:15 pm
by Come and Take It
I heard Gary Patterson can believe it's not butter, and that really pisses me off.

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:22 pm
by ponydawg
I heard Gary Patterson drives a Hybrid car with a Bush/Cheney bumper sticker just to confuse people.

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:23 pm
by Come and Take It
ponydawg wrote:I heard Gary Patterson drives a Hybrid car with a Bush/Chenney bumper sticker just to confuse people.


I heard Gary Patterson would rather ride with Ted than hunt with Cheney.

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:25 pm
by ponydawg
I heard Gary Patterson favorite movie was Gigli.

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:27 pm
by Come and Take It
I heard Gary Patterson cheered for Ivan Drago in Rocky IV.

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:29 pm
by jtstang
I hate TCU because they always kick our butts in football. Except once.

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:29 pm
by J.T.supporta
Gary Patterson is the reason for the 94 MLB strike and the NHL lockout a few years back

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:32 pm
by Frognosticator
Yeah, well I hate June Jones because he doesn't know that Mylie Cyrus and Hannah Montana are the same person.

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:33 pm
by jtstang
Frognosticator wrote:Yeah, well I hate June Jones because he doesn't know that Mylie Cyrus and Hannah Montana are the same person.

They are?

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:34 pm
by Frognosticator
jtstang wrote:
Frognosticator wrote:Yeah, well I hate June Jones because he doesn't know that Mylie Cyrus and Hannah Montana are the same person.

They are?


You obviously don't have school-aged children.