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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:22 pm
by smupony94
mrydel wrote:smupony94 wrote:EastStang wrote:She's very lucky she didn't have something serious occur from that. Diamonds can cut up your insides pretty good. That x-ray is almost as funny though as the infamous Coke Bottle x-ray which I thought was an urban legend.
The diamonds are so small they could not cut anything.
My sister was at the Galleria looking for a necklace and a young girl was there back from her honeymoon and wanted her wedding ring appraised for her insurance. She was with a friend and they thought it was worth well over $10,000. The jeweler came back and apologized and said it was a fake and probably worth about $100. Wonder what the conversation was like when he got home from work.
'fess up. That was your ex wife wasn't it? And what was it like when she got home?
I will get married when I become a man
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:38 pm
by jtstang
Good answer 94
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:01 pm
by smupony94
jtstang wrote:Good answer 94
You along with my brother-in-law told me that.
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:15 pm
by Stallion
Speaking of getting married. Did you see what Bachelor Dad did to poor Meliisa last nite. Of all the nerve-I think he traded up to get Molly.
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:18 pm
by smupony94
Stallion wrote:Speaking of getting married. Did you see what Bachelor Dad did to poor Meliisa last nite. Of all the nerve-I think he traded up to get Molly.
Stallion - please turn in your man card. You had been doing well for several months and went and blew it. I had hope for you.
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:19 pm
by PonyLaw_aTm
My wife was actually mad about the Bachelor...
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:26 pm
by EastStang
Stallion, watching the Bachelor violates several Man laws. Next you'll be telling us about who's going to win Dancing with the Stars.
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:27 pm
by Stallion
Hell I've never watched a minute of the show but the chicks are up in arms over it here at work. I think he should be applauded for nailing em both like a Bachelor should
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:39 pm
by EastStang
That's what they all say. I went to some chick's house and it was on TV as we were making out. R--i--g--h--t.
Or the married guy excuse, "My wife watches it and I wandered into the room with my 6 pack and a bag of Doritos and I didn't feel like getting off the couch."
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:46 pm
by PonyLaw_aTm
As a married guy, I get 2nd hand exposure to
1) Little People, Big World
2) John and Kate + 8
3) Reality TV
She watches them, and I hear the reports on what happened. But hey, thats prime xbox'in time while she is watching her shows.
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:50 pm
by smupony94
PonyLaw_aTm wrote:As a married guy, I get 2nd hand exposure to
1) Little People, Big World
2) John and Kate + 8
3) Reality TV
She watches them, and I hear the reports on what happened. But hey, thats prime xbox'in time while she is watching her shows.
I bet you watch The Hills and The City
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:57 pm
by PonyLaw_aTm
2nd hand
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:22 pm
by Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex
PonyLaw_aTm wrote:2nd hand
Translation=I live vicariously through my wife.
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:28 pm
by PonyLaw_aTm
Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex wrote:PonyLaw_aTm wrote:2nd hand
Translation=I live vicariously through my wife.
PAMR defines life as watching the Hills and the City?
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:52 pm
by George S. Patton
I watched the Bachelor last night. The whole thing was staged. Jason is a big fraud. Everybody knew what was going on.
FWIW, I like watching Real Housewives of Orange County, The Millionaire Matchmaker and Chelsea Lately. Oh, and college basketball.