Girls LOVE hearing about things like my car and my season tickets. I usually try to work in what street my parents live on, just so they know where I'm coming from. That's a deal closer. Always be closing!
writing an opposition to summary judgment... packing tomorrow
that's why i love being a lobbyist...use my law degree but never have to do any pleadings.
In-house counsel is even better. I never have to write pleadings and get to mock the work of others.
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.