ponyscott wrote:JJ also once casually mentioned to the Democratic Party about some guy in Illinois to look at as a Presidential candidate, and the rest is history.....JJ quite simply IS 'The Most Interesting Man in The World'...
- His mustache alone has experienced more than a lesser mans body.
- His blood smells like cologne.
- He has amassed an amazingly large DVD collection, and has never once alphabetized it.
- If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
- The pheromones he secretes effect people miles away… in a slight, but measurable way.
- He once punched a magician. That’s right, you heard me.
- His hands feel like rich, brown swede.
- He lived in the hills of the Serengeti for a summer after being gifted a wife by a local tribes men.
- He owns 4 sports cars, and rents 5.
- He taught Peruna to read his e-mail for him.
- He almost broke the land speed record in 1977, popular opinion among his team was that is mustache caused to much wind resistance. He would have shaved it… No, no he wouldn’t have.
- He was the featured man at a bachelorette auction he brought in over 13 million euro, under the table.
- His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.
- Even his Fellow coaches in C-USA list him as their emergency contact.
- He never say’s anything taste like chicken… Not even chicken.
- He speeks fluent French, in Russian.
- His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it.
- Years ago, he created a city out of blocks. Today over 600,000 people live and work there.
- He is the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test.
- Every time he goes for a swim in Hawaii. Dolphins appear.
- Alien abductors have asked him, to probe them.
- If he we’re to give you directions… You would never get lost. And you’d arive at least 5 minutes early.
- His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.
- His reputation is expanding, faster then the universe.
- He once had an akward moment, just to see how it feels.
Mestengo wrote:June is a strange bird if you ask me. But as long as he fly's straight to a bowl game next year I don't care what they write on the bath room walls about him.
ponyscott wrote:JJ also once casually mentioned to the Democratic Party about some guy in Illinois to look at as a Presidential candidate, and the rest is history.....JJ quite simply IS 'The Most Interesting Man in The World'...
- His mustache alone has experienced more than a lesser mans body.
- His blood smells like cologne.
- He has amassed an amazingly large DVD collection, and has never once alphabetized it.
- If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
- The pheromones he secretes effect people miles away… in a slight, but measurable way.
- He once punched a magician. That’s right, you heard me.
- His hands feel like rich, brown swede.
- He lived in the hills of the Serengeti for a summer after being gifted a wife by a local tribes men.
- He owns 4 sports cars, and rents 5.
- He taught Peruna to read his e-mail for him.
- He almost broke the land speed record in 1977, popular opinion among his team was that is mustache caused to much wind resistance. He would have shaved it… No, no he wouldn’t have.
- He was the featured man at a bachelorette auction he brought in over 13 million euro, under the table.
- His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.
- Even his Fellow coaches in C-USA list him as their emergency contact.
- He never say’s anything taste like chicken… Not even chicken.
- He speeks fluent French, in Russian.
- His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it.
- Years ago, he created a city out of blocks. Today over 600,000 people live and work there.
- He is the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test.
- Every time he goes for a swim in Hawaii. Dolphins appear.
- Alien abductors have asked him, to probe them.
- If he we’re to give you directions… You would never get lost. And you’d arive at least 5 minutes early.
- His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.
- His reputation is expanding, faster then the universe.
- He once had an akward moment, just to see how it feels.
- He lives vicariously through himself.
Hilarious post.
"We hung with them until the game got out of hand." -DanFreibergerForHeisman
