The Pirate is funny

[BigT3x]

Why won't he denounce hooker killing? My goodness, up here at North Texas the life of a hooker still means something. We still care. Their memories will not be forgotten in Denton, Texas by God.

If anyone at UNT could afford a hooker, they'd be going to a better school.

[Cardinal Puff]

Actually think this hyperbole goes in to the satire and comment protections recognized in the Falwell-Hustler magazine litigation.

[SMU21TCU10]

Why won't he denounce hooker killing? My goodness, up here at North Texas the life of a hooker still means something. We still care. Their memories will not be forgotten in Denton, Texas by God.

If anyone at UNT could afford a hooker, they'd be going to a better school.

[GRGB]

Repeating an urban myth (ie, a commonly repeated factoid about a famous person) "in jest" is a valid defense.

[untitled]

Repeating an urban myth (ie, a commonly repeated factoid about a famous person) "in jest" is a valid defense.

Ah, yes, the "Richard Gere-Gerbil" defense.

[GRGB]

Exactly. If ur famous it would be extremely hard to prove libel and slander when you have a satire.

[Arkpony]

I liked that argument--That CJ would have to prove he DIDN'T do it! HUH? Do not EVER let guy on a jury!

[Harry0569]

http://deadspin.com/5909033/another-mik ... or-senator

The Pirate doesn't like CJ.

[Harry0569]

So apparently CJDNK5H

http://deadspin.com/5908993/spokeswoman ... ably-lying

[MustangStealth]

My goodness, up here at North Texas the life of a hooker still means something.

You always do have a soft spot for your mom, no matter what she does.

[jtoutloud]

I like turtles!

[gostangs]

UNT co-eds gotta get through school somehow. But based on when i was in school, although the regularity would be similar, paying would be a whole new concept for them.

[SMULaxer]

Who hasn't K5H?

[Junior]

Who hasn't K5H?

CJ.

I have.

But he hasn't.

[rodrod5]

this is classic why mike is an idiot.....instead of worrying about getting a terrible team ready for the season, recruiting, and building a fan base for his team he is busy worrying about childish crap that furthers the cult of mike "mike is a wacky zany guy" image

unfortunately when you are abrasive, demanding, and never deliver anything of real substance to the group that actually pays your bills that crap becomes tiresome over time and leads to you being fired once it becomes apparent that you are not going to ever deliver any on the field performance close to your pay rate......but yea!! fans of other programs can eat it up because it is crazy mike sticking it to the man and they don't have to put up with or pay for him getting his [deleted] kicked by terrible teams regularly and his [deleted] poor scheduling

How do you know it is NOT TRUE? Were you with him every night during the early 80s? Why won't Craig come out and deny this himself?!? I know that if someone accused me of such a horrific act I would deny it! Why does he hide behind his PR and campaign machines? There are too many questions left unanswered. We already know he is a liar and a cheat. He has said for years that he knew nothing about player payments, while admitting this year that he did accept $100 handshakes - proving that his self-righteous drivel was all a massive pile of BS.

Why won't he denounce hooker killing? My goodness, up here at North Texas the life of a hooker still means something. We still care. Their memories will not be forgotten in Denton, Texas by God.

UNT: The premier research institution of North Texas and only university in D/FW with both medical and law schools! Leading the way for D/FW now and in the future!

classic stupid North Texas State fan and PS North Texas State is not close to the leading research university in the metro area that would be UTD, followed by UTA and then followed by SMU that did at least 5 million more per year than North Texas State in total research in 2011

and North Texas State does not have a medical school the TCOM is a separate institution that has never wanted anything to do with the North Texas State system and the North Texas State does not have a law school as well because A. the law school has not even been funded to open and B. the North Texas State College of Law will belong to North Texas State-dallas IF it ever gets funded to open

and even if you want to make the "system" argument then UTA and UTD both have a much much better medical school or schools in UT Southwestern and a better law school in Austin

but hey nice try stay stupid