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Re: A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:56 am
by SMU1523
What is the difference between Lassie and Reveille?
Lassie wasn't in a cult.
Re: A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 9:23 am
by Pony ^
Re: A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 9:55 am
by SMU1523
Pony ^ wrote:
I personally find this disgusting...
What kind of person would put aTm gear on a poor innocent child? Please people, let the child grow up and decide for themselves if that kind of behavior is okay.
Re: A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 11:03 am
by vielsiehorsepower
Haha! Though not an aggie joke, I want to say that one takes it, 1523
Re: A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 11:32 am
by birddogger
Did you hear about the Aggie who spent $150 to spend the night in a warehouse?
Re: A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:01 pm
by Digetydog
Did you hear about the Aggie Engineer who built a $60M football stadium in Allen and botched the job?
"In a letter to the design and construction companies for the stadium, lawyers for the school district cited “construction failures” that exacerbated “already deficient design.”
Re: A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:52 pm
by ebrooks11
Two Aggies encounter a large German Shepard licking his private area. One Aggie says to the other, "I wish I could do
that." His friend replied, "If you pet him real nice, he might let you."
Re: A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:58 pm
by 35straight
What's 50% polyester/ 50% wool and all romance?
Ol' Army Boot Dance
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Re: A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:20 pm
by EastStang
Aggie has an actual girlfriend, who tells him he needs a vasectomy. He scratches his head and she says, just light two cherry bombs, put them in a tin can and count to ten. He goes to see a UT doctor and the doctor notices the blank look on his face when he asks for one and he gives the Aggie the same answer. He says, I'm gonna see one them fancy Dallas doctors, so he drives to Dallas and the doctor show him charts and diagrams and then notices the confused look on the Aggie's face. Are you and Aggie? Yup replied the Aggie. Well light two cherry bombs put them in a tin can and count to ten. So, he does what the doctor ordered and starts to count, when he gets to five, he puts the can between his legs and....
Re: A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:34 pm
by SMUstangs22
Aggies... trying to withdraw cash from the school logo.
Aggies... singing the fight song at your local bank.
Re: A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:39 pm
by peruna81
35straight wrote:What's 50% polyester/ 50% wool and all romance?
Ol' Army Boot Dance
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I am in awe....passing this on to Ross Jarvis, Worship minister at our church, and a good Ag.
Re: A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:34 pm
by SMU1523
35straight wrote:What's 50% polyester/ 50% wool and all romance?
Ol' Army Boot Dance
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Can someone explain?
Re: A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:36 pm
by 35straight
peruna81 wrote:35straight wrote:What's 50% polyester/ 50% wool and all romance?
Ol' Army Boot Dance
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I am in awe....passing this on to Ross Jarvis, Worship minister at our church, and a good Ag.
I made this up waiting on my car to get washed today. Don't think I've seen it anywhere before. Feel free to take credit for it.
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Re: A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:37 pm
by 35straight
Corp unis are polyester. Sheep are wool.
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Re: A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:38 pm
by peruna81
SMU1523 wrote:35straight wrote:What's 50% polyester/ 50% wool and all romance?
Ol' Army Boot Dance
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Can someone explain?
uhh, I can only offer the explanation of bad uniform material, veal providers, and an old Aggie traditional dance. You went to SMU, so I have complete confidence in your ability to decipher the interpretation of this subtle nuance...