The Official Getting Off Work Early Excuse Thread
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Re: The Official Getting Off Work Early Excuse Thread
Got food poisoning at company cafeteria. Have to leave now.
Glad i dont have a job to be worrying about this.
Glad i dont have a job to be worrying about this.
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Re: The Official Getting Off Work Early Excuse Thread
why do you need an excuse? taking half day to tailgate for SMU v. Baylor.
you're failing in life if you need to lie about why you're taking time to do what you want to do.
you're failing in life if you need to lie about why you're taking time to do what you want to do.
Ok this is getting ridiculous...I agree with Dutch on THIS ONE POST by him totally
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Or self employment and do whatever you want when ever you want
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Re: The Official Getting Off Work Early Excuse Thread
Dutch wrote:why do you need an excuse? taking half day to tailgate for SMU v. Baylor.
you're failing in life if you need to lie about why you're taking time to do what you want to do.
Or if you need to ask

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Re: The Official Getting Off Work Early Excuse Thread
Many professional businesses seem to start shutting down early the Friday before a holiday weekend.
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Drinking problem
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lwjr wrote:Hang nail
Oil well stopped
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Re: The Official Getting Off Work Early Excuse Thread
One Trick Pony wrote:lwjr wrote:Hang nail
Oil well stopped
That too. lol
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Oils well that ends well.
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One Trick Pony wrote:lwjr wrote:Hang nail
Oil well stopped
Oil well refuses to stop (BP)
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Re: The Official Getting Off Work Early Excuse Thread
Like most SMU alumni, I am extremely wealthy and don't have to answer to anyone.
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Re: The Official Getting Off Work Early Excuse Thread
Use this dude's excuse
A Tokyo graduate student whose wife was apparently having a romance with a co-worker burst into their office, beat the man nearly senseless, pulled down his rival's pants and snipped off his [deleted] with garden shears, police say.
He then flushed the severed genitals down the toilet, according to an AFP report.
Police arrested the student, 24-year-old Ikki Kotsugai, shortly after the 7:40 a.m. Thursday attack at the law office in the city's Minato ward.
A Tokyo graduate student whose wife was apparently having a romance with a co-worker burst into their office, beat the man nearly senseless, pulled down his rival's pants and snipped off his [deleted] with garden shears, police say.
He then flushed the severed genitals down the toilet, according to an AFP report.
Police arrested the student, 24-year-old Ikki Kotsugai, shortly after the 7:40 a.m. Thursday attack at the law office in the city's Minato ward.
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Re: The Official Getting Off Work Early Excuse Thread
You stole that from another site
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Re: The Official Getting Off Work Early Excuse Thread
that's what is known as a Penal Code violation right there
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