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Re: The Official Getting Off Work Early Excuse Thread
Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2015 8:54 pm
by BUS
Got food poisoning at company cafeteria. Have to leave now.
Glad i dont have a job to be worrying about this.
Re: The Official Getting Off Work Early Excuse Thread
Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2015 9:14 pm
by Dutch
why do you need an excuse? taking half day to tailgate for SMU v. Baylor.
you're failing in life if you need to lie about why you're taking time to do what you want to do.
Re: The Official Getting Off Work Early Excuse Thread
Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2015 9:15 pm
by One Trick Pony
Or self employment and do whatever you want when ever you want
Re: The Official Getting Off Work Early Excuse Thread
Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2015 10:02 pm
by that's great raplh
Dutch wrote:why do you need an excuse? taking half day to tailgate for SMU v. Baylor.
you're failing in life if you need to lie about why you're taking time to do what you want to do.
Or if you need to ask
Re: The Official Getting Off Work Early Excuse Thread
Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2015 10:08 pm
by PonySnob
Many professional businesses seem to start shutting down early the Friday before a holiday weekend.
Re: The Official Getting Off Work Early Excuse Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2015 10:12 am
by Topper
Drinking problem
Re: The Official Getting Off Work Early Excuse Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2015 11:18 am
by lwjr
Hang nail
Re: The Official Getting Off Work Early Excuse Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2015 11:24 am
by One Trick Pony
lwjr wrote:Hang nail
Oil well stopped
Re: The Official Getting Off Work Early Excuse Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2015 11:27 am
by lwjr
One Trick Pony wrote:lwjr wrote:Hang nail
Oil well stopped
That too. lol
Re: The Official Getting Off Work Early Excuse Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2015 11:56 am
by mrydel
Oils well that ends well.
Re: The Official Getting Off Work Early Excuse Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2015 1:09 pm
by malonish
One Trick Pony wrote:lwjr wrote:Hang nail
Oil well stopped
Oil well refuses to stop (BP)
Re: The Official Getting Off Work Early Excuse Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2015 1:19 pm
by AustinPerson
Like most SMU alumni, I am extremely wealthy and don't have to answer to anyone.
Re: The Official Getting Off Work Early Excuse Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2015 1:20 pm
by smupony94
Use this dude's excuse
A Tokyo graduate student whose wife was apparently having a romance with a co-worker burst into their office, beat the man nearly senseless, pulled down his rival's pants and snipped off his [deleted] with garden shears, police say.
He then flushed the severed genitals down the toilet, according to an AFP report.
Police arrested the student, 24-year-old Ikki Kotsugai, shortly after the 7:40 a.m. Thursday attack at the law office in the city's Minato ward.
Re: The Official Getting Off Work Early Excuse Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2015 1:37 pm
by One Trick Pony
You stole that from another site
Re: The Official Getting Off Work Early Excuse Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2015 3:04 pm
by Stallion
that's what is known as a Penal Code violation right there