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Peruna Punch and Houston Pony:
You guys are pretty insensitive, and are representative of the poor sportsmanship our student body exhibits. I merely made a suggestion, touting the merits of a qualified man for the job of sportscaster, and you two jumped all over me for it. You probably don't know a thing about the guy, yet you belittle him and me for it.
Cancel my subscription.

Dirty Bird: Relax.
"Cancel your subscription?"
This is a free site, not a magazine.

How about a broadcast booth of me, Corso, ChrisFowler and Vitale (all PonyFans.com members)? That would be epic. Fowler seems to know his stuff, even though ESPN fired me years ago. But you know Corso and Vitale would start a fistfight in the first quarter of the first game because they'd be unable to get each other to shut up. You hear coaches talk about there not being enough balls to go around on a talented team: in this case, there wouldn't be enough minutes of airtime for all of us to get off with our smack. Corso and Vitale would be too busy trying to punk each other to even notice the game. And I, of course, will rule the booth. I get play-by-play duty, while ChrisFowler gets to play referee between the two walking ego's

Dirty Bird,
You've gotta be the biggest [deleted] this side of Marcus Moseley. You didn't pay any of daddy's money to get on this site, so there's no subscription to cancel. Go back to HP.

I think that prvious posts are getting a bit off topic which is:
Followell is a [deleted]!
I for one am glad that putz is gone. He is a horrible interviewer (i have personal experience) and he has never had an original thought in his life. He must have pulled some serious wool over the eyes of ESPN to get a job there.

Jim Rome, I'm racking you. HUGE suggestion. Thanks.

However, I too have to side with Dirty Bird - for my three hours, no other play-by-play is comparable to the dulcet tones of Greg "Jingle Balls" Ford wafting from speakers across the Metroplex.

Sure, the guy coudn't find Ford Stadium with a media guide and a flashlight, and he'd be too "busy" T-bagging his cat or watching wrestling to make it there anytime before the second quarter if he could; but I'd tune in.

Oh, I'd tune in.

"T-bagging?"
Do we really want to know what T-bagging a cat is? That's a little frightening.

[This message has been edited by SasserRules (edited 08-02-2001).]