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Posted: **Sun Dec 18, 2011 1:04 pm**

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

Posted: **Sun Dec 18, 2011 3:49 pm**

It friday you aint got no job and you aint got nothing better to do

Posted: **Sun Dec 18, 2011 3:50 pm**

How'd you get fired on your day off

Posted: **Sun Dec 18, 2011 3:55 pm**

stealing boxs

Posted: **Sun Dec 18, 2011 4:32 pm**

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Posted: **Sun Dec 18, 2011 6:34 pm**

I need a sammich, but not any ol sammich.

Posted: **Sun Dec 18, 2011 6:35 pm**

a grilld cheese sammich wit catch up

Posted: **Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:09 pm**

No MSG

Posted: **Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:27 pm**

Ho ho ho

Posted: **Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:29 pm**

Dutch, that's the same thing I said when I visited the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Nevada.

Posted: **Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:18 pm**

I love the Cops episodes in December are all Ho Ho Ho #9 etc.

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:03 am**

I called you in to tell you that you have been Riffed.

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:03 pm**

Dont be like that baby what had happened was

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:23 pm**

ZAP- you're sterile.

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:19 pm**

How we gonna get there ? We ain't got no car !

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